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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats
I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats | Francesco Marciuliano
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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).
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BkClubCare
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Poor Esther… it‘s her 13th birthday and I didn‘t throw a party 🎈
Instead, I checked out a library book about cats!! #shrug 🤷🏻‍♀️ I needed a poetry collection. #poetrymatters #poemaday #DogsofLitsy #EstherFest #HBD

dabbe Happy Birthday, Esther! 🖤🐾🖤 1y
xicanti Happy birthday, lovely Esther! 1y
BkClubCare @dabbe @xicanti - Will pass along the regards 🥳 1y
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TheSpineView
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SolaRaynor Love it! 3y
TheSpineView @Sola Raynor 😹 3y
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Soubhiville
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A Christmas poem from our cats. Luckily mine don‘t mess with the tree, and don‘t show much interest in gifts under it as long as there‘s no ribbon on them. I have to remove any ribbon right away to prevent them chewing on it.

Thanks for this cute and silly little book @Eyelit , I‘ve been having fun reading through it this morning and admiring the kitties pictured.

Hestapleton Has my cat already ripped open at least one gift under my tree? Yes. 4y
AlaMich 😂 4y
squirrelbrain So funny! 😹 4y
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MaleficentBookDragon
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Pickpick

#3Books that I‘ve read solely based on their covers (and titles).
I don‘t think there‘s any more to say. 🤣

Read-y_Picker 😂omg love this post so much! 4y
OriginalCyn620 The titles are great! 😂 4y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks 🤪🤪🤪 4y
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MatchlessMarie I have not read the tagged book but I have definitely seen it at the store and sent a pic to my sister 😂 4y
Ruthiella Definitely I would pick them up and look at them based on those titles/covers. 😅 4y
Leftcoastzen Great post !😂 4y
merelybookish Love it! 4y
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mahasoor
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Pickpick

Mr Sweets, my siamese cat, in the form of a poem

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UnRuLee
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I‘m having an especially rough week and took today off work so I could kick this fibromyalgia flareup to the curb, and I decided I needed something goofy and simple. My in-laws got this book for me ages ago, but today was the right day to read it. Cats are such lovable weirdos.

limada In a weird way Cats can fix almost any problem. They're like chocolate like that. 4y
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Settings
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Mehso-so

Cats. Not lying to you.

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perfectsinner
Pickpick

A delightfully cute read, purrfect for cat lovers

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Juliwyant
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Enjoying these two cute books tonight!

j.rye 😂😂😂 5y
Soubhiville Fun! 5y
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gradcat
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#NamasteNovember

(Day 2 - #GratefulFor...)

*My beautiful mother & my gorgeous cat, and I‘m very lucky to be a part of their family. ♥️♥️♥️

Eggs Ah a lovely photo that speaks volumes 5y
BarbaraBB Such a loving photo 💕 5y
batsy 💜 5y
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Dragon 😻 5y
gradcat @Eggs & @BarbaraBB & @batsy & @Dragon Thank you all for recognizing the love and for commenting! (And did you note the love my cat has for my mom? 😂) ♥️♥️♥️ 5y
Crazeedi Minette I just saw this picture, your mom and kitty are beautiful! You are so blessed 5y
gradcat @Crazeedi I am VERY blessed. I need to be falling down on my knees, giving thanks, on a daily basis. Thank you for acknowledging what I never want to take for granted. ♥️ 5y
Crazeedi @gradcat we just dont think sometimes, I'm sure she know you love her to pieces!! 5y
gradcat @Crazeedi Mos‘ def! 5y
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TheShaggyShepherd
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I always love additions to my dog themed shelf and who could say no to the title of the tagged book?!

cherinium I have that book and think it is fantastic! 🤗 5y
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cherinium
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Lreads Naughty precious kitty! 😻😂 5y
Soubhiville No Gabriel! Not ok kitty! 5y
cherinium @Soubhiville I think that's exactly what I said when I caught him in the act. He's so bad! He's like a rebellious teenager. The more I say no, the more determined he is to keep doing whatever it is that I don't want him doing. 5y
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cherinium @QuietlyLaura In that moment, I did not find him to be very precious!. It's a good thing he's cute. 5y
cherinium @Soubhiville @QuietlyLaura I should make the disclaimer that he is a bit mentally challenged due to a congenital defect (hydrocephalus) that obviously caused some long term brain damage. As he grew, the hydrocephalus resolved, but the damage was already done. When I got him, he had some physical limitations (jumping & balance), but he was able to overcome those over time. #specialneedskitty 5y
Soubhiville @cherinium one of my boys is defiant like that. He knows our buttons and pushes them whenever we aren‘t giving him enough attention. He opens cabinets, knocks things off tables, counters, and shelves, and sits right in front of the middle of the TV when we try to watch it. 🙄 I‘m glad your boy‘s health problems mostly resolved! He‘s a beauty. 💙 5y
rretzler @Soubhiville Sounds like a normal cat to me. 😹 5y
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gilroyc
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Too funny! Reminds me a lot of my own cats...

#cats #funny

vumblereads I have this on my kindle! Lol now I want to read it all over again. 6y
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Gina
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Calling all cat lovers!

rubyslippersreads Please don‘t give my cats any ideas! 😹 6y
AmyG I need a sequel...I Could Puke on This. More relatable. 😳 6y
Erofan 😂 6y
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Leftcoastzen
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On #loveyourpetday Tom Tom says If one pillow on the chair is good , two pillows on the chair is better.😻

DGRachel You betcha!! 😻😻 6y
batsy Aww! Snug furball! 6y
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Patchshank
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@Lindy @Faibka Here's the poem. I'm sorry about your copy of the Tale of Genji. 😝

Lindy I‘m so glad I haven‘t lived with a cat like that! 6y
julesG Oh oh. I got a new duvet. #ShadowCat sniffed it and left the room, when he usually curls up on top of the bed and sleeps. Let's hope he knows what's good for him. 6y
LA_Mead That‘s too funny! 6y
Crazeedi 😉🐱 6y
Faibka 😂👏 yup I guess he was thinking that. “She needs this big book for a readalong I could pee on that...” hahaha @Lindy he‘s not usually like that, to be fair. There was a new cat in the neighborhood so I think he was stressed out and wanted to make sure to mark his family‘s territory 😸 (edited) 6y
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StephanieGeiser
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Making a dent on my reading list challenge early this year! I finished this on on Saturday as well.

This book would make a great gift for the cat lovers on your list (as it did for me). Thank for supporting and combining both my for loves of books and cats, Zach!

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Patchshank
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Pickpick

Another gift from my sister. Quite funny. Very relatable.

MrBook 😻😻😻 6y
Soubhiville Aw, pretty baby! 6y
Suzze Awww. My Tink says Hi! Welcome to Litsy! 6y
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shadowspeak17 Your kitties are so adorable! 😍 Welcome to Litsy! 6y
CoffeeNBooks Another gorgeous cat!! 6y
Lindy That book is a subject @Faibka knows too well. 6y
Faibka @Lindy @Patchshank 😂😂😂 indeed it is!!! Still can‘t believe my precious furbaby ruined a perfectly good copy of the Tale of Genji 😭 thanks for the tag, I needed the laugh 😆 6y
ReadingRover Very cute kitty! I have an orange and white guy too! 6y
DebinHawaii Sweet kitty! 🐱❤️ 6y
Nute Your kitten is so cute! 6y
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Gina
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Now where is the one with Chiweenie... This is my dogs superpower.

CouronneDhiver Naughty cats! 6y
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deesbooknook
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Quick cute read.....really funny

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MaleficentBookDragon
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@Emiller Hades, Harpy, Persephone (pictured) and I are all thinking of you today and sending you kitty hugs. #kittenlitten #catsoflitsy

theresidentromantic Your cat names are amazing! 7y
Emiller Sweet picture! Thank you! ❤️🐱❤️ 7y
tournevis Did you read the book you tagged? I read it back when it was a blog. Hilarious! 7y
MaleficentBookDragon @tournevis Yes I did. 💕😻 7y
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kgriffith
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Iliena surprised the vet today by being robustly healthy and yet testing positive for feline leukemia virus. 😿 Xander seems to be immune if he doesn‘t have it after nearly ten years of her aggressive grooming, but we vaccinated him anyway. He gets to go back in a couple of weeks for kitty dental surgery and a booster. Today has been a lot.

Swe_Eva Sending strength-hugs for you and the kittehs. 7y
kgriffith Thanks @Swe_Eva 💜 7y
cobwebmoth *hugs* 7y
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LauraBeth Awww - hugs 💕 I‘m glad there‘s a silver lining and that she‘s healthy and that Xander is immune. 7y
xicanti *hugs* 7y
kgriffith Thanks @cobwebmoth, @LauraBeth, @xicanti 💜💜💜 I‘m trying not to dwell but it definitely has made a gloomy day that much more somber. 7y
kamoorephoto Sending lots of kitty karma your way 😻😻😻😻😻 7y
megt Sending hugs. 💕 7y
saresmoore So sorry to hear this! ♥️♥️♥️ 7y
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TheBookWasBetter1983
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This needs no explanation!

Meeko93 ❤👍 7y
TheBookgeekFrau 🤣💜😹 7y
pinkpygmypuffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 7y
JoScho Love it! 7y
Gina My dog probably wrote this book 7y
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Jediash1
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Pickpick

A fun little book of poems for those who love cats and all their eccentricities! 😸

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rubyslippersreads 😹😹😹 7y
EstelaV You need a hobby 7y
shadowspeak17 @EstelaV What are you talking about? 😂 7y
TK-421 😂 7y
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Meeko93
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I found this little treasure at Target today! I can't wait to share this with Simba!

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niftytiffd
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Cute book! 😸

LiteraryinPA I have one of the books in this series. They are hilarious! 7y
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shadowspeak17
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1. Crunchy
2. I‘ve only completed the tagged book so far, and it definitely won‘t be the best...
3. Probably nothing special
4. Speak every language
5. I didn‘t have one, but I was just a class or two shy of a psychology minor, so I probably should have tried for that.

#friyayintro

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Mehso-so

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My 2nd started book and 1st completed book of 2018. My thoughts... Well, it‘s cute. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Some of the poems were really funny and clever. Others less so. I feel like some suffered a bit for the sake of having a punchline, so that annoyed me a little. Overall though, it was a cute, quick read that cat owners will definitely be able to relate to.

SandyW I felt the same way... 7y
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shadowspeak17
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We went to the Houston Cat Show today and I found Phoenix‘s long lost twin! 😂 We also bought some kitty art, and now I‘m going to relax and read the tagged book which I think is a fitting end to the day. 😸❤️

#catsoflitsy #Phoenix #gingerbrat

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Pickpick

Funny little book from my brother in law and his wife. Certainly made me giggle!

tournevis I love this book 7y
KellyK ❤️❤️❤️ 7y
TNbookworm 😻 7y
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JenReadsAlot
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Pickpick

Now that was just cute!

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reema
Pickpick

Very cute.

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silentrequiem
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@erinreads, no street kitty came by tonight to beg for pets and food. But here's an old picture of Caspian "helping" me from my work from home days. #catsoflitsy #Catsy

erinreads Oh my god, the white down his nose is so adorable! 😻 Cats are SO helpful, hahaha. 7y
silentrequiem @erinreads I once was on a webinar from home and Panda came up next to me, and his head went up into the frame, and then went down again. On conference calls, Ginger will help walk into the room yowling. "Is that your cat, Debbie?" 7y
JessClark78 ❤️ 7y
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GondorGirl
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Anyone else have cats that love to "help" you type?

#CatsOfLitsy #poetry #humor

JoeStalksBeck Lmao! It says " feed me" it's just encrypted 7y
AlaMich I used to 😢 7y
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GondorGirl
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A poem written by a cat. Possibly my Tommy.

#CatsOfLitsy

rubyslippersreads 😹😹😹 7y
8leagueboot Too accurate. 7y
GypsyKat 😹😹😹 7y
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JessClark78 Sounds just like my Hermione. 😹 7y
AmandaL Hahaha! My cat never wanted to be pet except every night at 2 a.m. 7y
Lmstraubie Yup! 7y
Ms_T That describes cat perfectly 😻 7y
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GondorGirl
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A gift for my cat sitter. I took pictures of a couple of the best poems so I can share them later.

#CatsOfLitsy #poetry

Lcsmcat This book is so funny! 7y
BookFreakOut I can never read these out loud because I end up laughing too much! 😂 7y
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Maggie4483
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It's too bad she's not cute.

#Maya #CatsOfLitsy #ReadingBuddy

EllieDottie Hi 👋 did you ever get a small package? 7y
rubyslippersreads 😻😻😻 7y
Maggie4483 @EllieDottie no, I didn't! I'll go check my apartment office tomorrow. They haven't been good lately about notifying us when we have things delivered. 7y
EllieDottie I hope it's there or I will have too go raise heck at the post office!!! 7y
Maggie4483 @EllieDottie I'll keep you posted. I imagine I'll be the one raising heck, since this has been an issue with them before. 7y
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Jadams89
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The title poem for this book full of giggles and truth. Getting inside the minds of cats 🐱

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Suelizbeth
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My Ozzy. I love this orange boy. #internationalcatday #catsoflitsy

LauraJ Aww. Orange boys are such characters! 7y
Suelizbeth @LauraJ They really are 😻 7y
MrBook 😻😻😻 7y
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Jinjer Cute! 7y
Bookzombie 💕🐱 7y
Texreader A real character isn't he? ❤️ 7y
Laura317 I always have wanted an orange tabby like Morris. 7y
Alytrue Ooh, I love a ginger cat. So pretty! 7y
[DELETED] 206653737 Awww Ozzy so cute 😻 7y
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Eyelit
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I will use any excuse to post a picture of my kittehs. #internationalcatday works for me! This is a common moment in my household: they are both captivated by some sort of flying bug. 😸 #catsoflitsy

Faibka 😻😻 7y
Tanzy13 🐱 7y
Bookzombie 💕🐱🐱 7y
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kalinichta Nifty map (and cute kitties)! 7y
JazzFeathers 😻😻😻😻😻 7y
RealBooks4ever 😻😻😻 7y
2BR02B Mine do that too! And one of them chatters at bugs. Poor indoor kitties must find their amusements where they can I suppose. 7y
LauraBrook 😽😍😽 7y
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Clwojick
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Pickpick

A must read for all cat lovers. 🐱❤️

Purrfectpages Love the title! 7y
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MaleficentBookDragon
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I don't think Hades and Harpy realize the new couch is for ME to sit on and read. #catsoflitsy #kittenlittens

Oh, and when I walked into the room they both turned to state at me simultaneously. I felt like I was in Village of the Damned and the creepy kids were coming for me.

Simona Well, you are obviously wrong 😂 7y
MaleficentBookDragon @Simona it's not the first time. 7y
Crystalblu Almost didn't notice the second kitty! (edited) 7y
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Birdsong28 @MaleficentBookDragon No you bought the chair for them you can have the nice floor!! 😂😂😂😂 📖📚 7y
JessClark78 🐱🐱❤️ 7y
LeahBergen It's lovely! 7y
CindyMyLifeIsLit That is a beautiful cat, but she does have an intimidating stare! 7y
MaleficentBookDragon @CindyMyLifeIsLit Thanks. They scare me sometimes when they're synchronized.🐱 (edited) 7y
elkeOriginal Black cats are the best! 7y
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TheBookAddict
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I can't even sit on the couch and try to read my textbook for school...I am apparently required to pet these two #brats the whole time. #TnT #TookeyToles #TwinkyToles #MyBrats #LittenKitten #CatsofLitsy

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monkeygirlsmama
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Pickpick

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Finally got around to reading this cute little book of cat poetry. #24in48

Bambolina_81 😂 my dog Louis is much the same as this kitty! 7y
Lmstraubie 😂😂😂 My cat could have written this!!! 7y
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sebrittainclark
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Turns out I have quite a few books with #animalcovers.

#riotgrams

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Zelma
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So not as impressive as quite a few TBR piles on Litsy, but I told Mr. Z he had better hurry up with my new shelves. My overflow area is getting bigger and starting to pile upwards. 😁

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philawriter
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Hanging out with this one today 🐱👩🏻❤ At some point I need to post all of the cat-related books I have accrued, haha. #clementinecochran #kittylove #catsoflitsy

Bookzombie 💕🐱 8y
Mimi28 Saw that at the bookstore yesterday!!! 😻😻❤❤ 8y
philawriter @Bookzombie and @Mimi28 Hooray for kitty love! 😸❤It's a very silly book isn't? The poems are pretty masterful for a cat, though 😂 8y
DebinHawaii She is so gorgeous! 🐱❤️ 8y
philawriter Aw thank you so much, @DebinHawaii!! So kind! I happen to agree 😍❤ 8y
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