Today is #TalkLikeAPirateDay! Not necessarily a fan of pirates per se, but “pirate talk“ is both fun and ridiculous, and Treasure Island is a fantastic book that doesn't glamourise piracy. In any case, my pirate name is Cap'n Dora Bloodbeard 😎 What's yours?
Pirate name generator: http://gangstaname.com/names/pirate#.XYOY90ROk0M