How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives | 
2/3 A friend sent this to me. I replied. “I don‘t even wanna know.” 😻😻😻 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 😹#LitsyHumor😹
panThis parody of Christian conservative beliefs was funny in small doses but pretty terrible overall.
It had a few LoL moments, so counting it for #Booked2020 #makesyouLOL. I wouldn‘t mind seeing the same type of book done for left-leaning thinking; I‘m not averse to self-parody!
#HelloKitty wasn‘t impressed. #catsoflitsy
#BookSpin is complete for March! On to #doublespin.
TW for sacrilege. ☺️
From the evolution chapter of tagged book. 😹😹
Required reading before becoming a pet parent. 😉 I needed this dose of satirical humor this week!
Some gems from the Gun Safety chapter:
🐈 What type of guns are appropriate for cats? All except the ones equipped with laser scope.
🐈 How do cats fit into the defense of America? Utilizing the millions of cats already in feral militias.
🐈 Ammunition? Wrapping your cat in ammo will help ensure they‘re ready for trouble wherever they go.
My #MarchTBR!
Tagged book is for #bookspin, Requiem is my #double spin.
The 3 Folk of the Air books are my goal for the #MarchUnshelfing readathon this week.
Still waiting on a Murakami book to come in from the library for #authoramonth. Some #BBRC #booked2020 and #readingacrosseurope2020 mixed in too!
1. A great pick me up book for when world news gets you down.
2. Gorgeous weather the whole week made for lots of outdoor time.
3. Mediterranean
4. 🙎🏻♀️🙎🏼♀️🙎🏻♂️🙎🏻♂️
5. 💜💜💜
#friYayintro
pickFrom one crazy cat lady to another. I got this from my sister for Christmas. Very funny. Patches learned so much.
Random finds in random bookstores. Happy Monday!
#gunsafety #kittens #educateyourcats #catsoflitsy
#makemereadit @TheReadingMermaid
Ok, Littens, help me plan my August TBR & make some headway on #MountTBR - vote for what I should read next month!
You can vote for more than 1. I‘ll list them all below in case one isn‘t clear. And I‘ll re-run this a few times this month, so yo can vote more than once 🙂
Please vote, whether you‘re playing along or not. I‘m hoping to read the Top 5 vote getters!
Here‘s some bookstore cat cuddles courtesy of Mr. Eliot and Bartleby. #eshaverbookseller
Puberty - apologizes if this offends. I couldn‘t stop laughing 😂😂
Time to learn how to talk to kitty about puberty #toughkittytalks
Abstinence is just as important as gun safety. We don‘t need a nation of kitties with these kinds of problems. #toughcattalks
Always bring a back up book. I‘m waiting on my car, I hope it‘s done soon.
I‘ve read/listened to a few too many heavy books in the last week, so time for humor. Although an important topic and discussion to have with your cat(s).
OH MY GOSH! @Texreader so generous! I love EVERYTHING. The magnet is fantastic and I know Isabella will appreciate the gun safety 😁 the bath bombs and soap smell AMAZING! I cannot wait to read 'Wolfsangel' and 'Fenrir' they look so good. Everything is great! Thank you so much! And thank you Gloria @BookishMarginalia for taking the time and putting all of this together 👏 so wonderful!
Yet another thing I never thought I'd have to worry about. Great.
#littenkitten #naughtycat #holdingmummyhostagefortreats #yumyumorbangbang
Q. What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?
A. A Closer Relationship with God: Cats who practice abstinence are cats who know that on the beach of life, Jesus not only walks by their side in good times but will be there with a cat carrier when things are most difficult.
Mugsy and I are having a serious conversation tonight.
