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Carpe Jugulum
Carpe Jugulum | Terence David John Pratchett
King Verence, in a fit of enlightened democracy and ebullient goodwill, invites Uberwald's undead, the Magpyrs, into Lancre to celebrate the birth of his daughter. But everyone knows you don't invite vampires into your house unless you want permanent guests. Once ensconced within the castle, these wine-drinking, garlic-eating, sun-loving modern vampires have no intention of leaving . . . ever. As the Lancre living are about to discover, there's only one way to fight. Go for the throat, or as the vampyres themselves say . . . Carpe Jugulum!"
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catsuit_mango
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"She never asked for anything back. And the problem, when you don‘t ask for anything, is sometimes that‘s what you get."
Ré reading the witches books and I'm surprised I did not highlight more quotes before :)

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Robotswithpersonality
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I had a much better time reading Weatherwax in this book, I feel like it gave a more personal journey for her character. There's something incredibly human in the fact that even as they work to defeat a greater threat/evil, there's a bit of judginess and pettiness from both witches and priest, but it doesn't stop them from helping each other, and maybe come out more understanding in the end. Love Igor and Scraps; Death cameos.
Warning: fatphobia.

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"We happen to other people."
The baddest bitches in the land. ?

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Freed of supernatural control and offered food and drink? Now THAT'S hospitality!

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Robotswithpersonality
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"...grainy graveyard glimmer."

Seasonally appropriate alliteration. ??

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Robotswithpersonality
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Reverse goth! Very into this aesthetic. 😂

julesG 🤣🤣🤣 2y
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Robotswithpersonality
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My love for Greebo only grows...😼😸

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kwmg40
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Another book finished for #Scarathlon2022 that fits the #TeamMonsterMash theme! The witches, my favourite Discworld characters, goes up against a family of vampires. The cover image sums up pretty well this chaotic and hilarious encounter.
@StayCurious

Librarybelle I‘ve yet to read a Terry Pratchett! 2y
DieAReader 🎉🎉🎉 2y
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Catsandbooks Terrific! 🎃 2y
TheSpineView Excellent 2y
aperfectmjk Oh I bet this is fun. 2y
Andrew65 Great👏👏👏 2y
TheAromaofBooks Woohoo!!! 2y
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DuckOfDoom
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Reading goal: finish this one. 2/3 s in. I think I can do it! Except maybe I'll just fall asleep. Thank god Haidi (the shark on the left) is there to keep me awake

#summerreading

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DarkPizza
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I actually read this a couple weeks ago and forgot to review. Oops! The Witches stories are always my favorite of the Discworld universe and this one didn't disappoint. A few really good passages, some witty humor, and an interesting story that actually didn't have an obvious ending. If you're a Discworld fan, don't miss this entry in the series.

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"The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed."

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DarkPizza
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I love this passage.

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gossamerchild
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Oh man 😳.

#ookbookclub

Moray_Reads Terry Pratchett is bloody brilliant 4y
gossamerchild @Moray_Reads I totally agree 🤩🤩 4y
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Booksbymybed
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A Pratchett reread is always a good idea 🧛‍♀️ 🧙‍♀️

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julesG
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Welcome to the #OokBOokClub open discussion for #CarpeJugulum! Feel free to discuss anything! Don't forget to tag each other in the comments so your friends can see your reply. Have fun!

#Discworld #SirTerryPratchett #TerryPratchett #PratchettPosse #ReadAlong #BuddyRead #EpicBuddyRead

khooliha I had forgotten so much of this book! I really enjoyed the stuff with Mightily Oats, and I wouldn't anticipated how well he works in this novel. 4y
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khooliha It is odd to see two character lines ending back to back (with this and Last Continent). I think both work well as saying goodbye, though I do wish Agnes had had more to do since, as far as I remember, we don't see her again. 4y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa @khooliha I agree, we just really started getting the pictsies here, with only the brief appearance of Wee Mad Arther before, I want to skip ahead to Wee Free Men now! More pictsies and witches! 4y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa @khooliha I would have liked more Agnes too. 4y
khooliha @Riveted_Reader_Melissa I just recently listened to The Wee Free Men and MAN what a good book! 4y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa I really liked this one, not really a surprise since I tend to prefer the witches and guard. I liked the spin on the fairy godmother naming, and the “modernized” vampire, it all just worked well for me. 4y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa @khooliha I loved Tiffany‘s books! I‘m looking forward to visiting them again. 4y
Read-y_Picker @Riveted_Reader_Melissa omg that naming part was so funny I laughed out loud! 4y
Gezemice @Riveted_Reader_Melissa @khooliha My favorite part is the Dontgonearthe Castle. “Last chance to not go near the castle” lol. I also loved Igor. 4y
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Riveted_Reader_Melissa
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When the King diplomatically invites all the neighbors in for the new baby‘s naming ceremony, including a family of vampires, trouble naturally ensures...after all you can‘t expect a vampire to forgo an invitation, printed on fancy paper with gold edging no less. Luckily the ramtops have a few residence witches to come to the rescue, using their wiles, some headology, and a smattering of pictsies.

#OokBOokClub
#PratchettPosse

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Riveted_Reader_Melissa
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Love Nanny! That‘s practical cheating! 🤔😉

#OokBOokClub
#PratchettPosse

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Read-y_Picker
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Well, I gave it my best shot for this week. Wasn‘t quite up to finishing the second (tagged). As much as I‘m enjoying it, other duties call...
Thanks for hosting #SuperSeptember readathon @Andrew65 !

Andrew65 Thanks for playing along, been great to have you with us. 😊🥳👏👏👏🙌🍾🥂🍾🥂 4y
Read-y_Picker @Andrew65 Merci! I assure you, the pleasure was all mine! Until the next... 4y
Andrew65 I keep meaning to read 4y
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Read-y_Picker
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“Don‘t you love me better than that ook, mommy?”
- Princess Daffodil 🌼
#happysunday #snugglebuddy #dogsoflitsy #howvanyousaynotothatface #superseptember readathon #crunchtime

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When people were in serious trouble they went to a witch.

*sometimes,of course, to say, “please stop doing it”.

First LOL of the morning as I enjoy some quiet time and catch up on my meagre #superseptember goal.

Andrew65 Good luck for the last day 😊 4y
Read-y_Picker @Andrew65 thanks! Gotta put away the phone for a bit if there‘s any hope... lol 4y
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Through the shredded black clouds a fire moved like a dying star, falling back to earth —
— the earth, that is, of the Discworld —
— but unlike any star had ever done before, it sometimes managed to steer its fall, sometimes rising, sometimes twisting, but inevitably heading down.
#FirstLineFridays

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khooliha
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Pretty sure this is my favorite witch book! (Ask again when we get through the Tiffany books.) I think all of this weaves together beautifully. I'm shocked at how much I forgot, because I love so much of it! I think my biggest complaint is the amount of stuff Agnes got to do - I wish it had been more.
#OokBOokClub

khooliha Looking back on this review from an hour ago and I gotta say: I think it's bad! Bad review, good book! 4y
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khooliha
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Also, forgot that this is a stealth sequel to Small Gods. I think Brutha would be proud of you, Oats!
#OokBOokClub

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khooliha
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Time to lay out my Theory of Witches Books:
So the witch books always have bangers of endings, but I often don't feel as strongly about the rest of the book. I think these things go together! The witches, especially Granny, are very powerful, which means a lot of the plotting has to be keeping them from getting to the problem. Lords and Ladies felt pretty contrived, but in this book that plot delay mostly felt very character based.
#OokBOokClub

khooliha I think Carpe Jugulum works best of all the witch books in this respect (Maskarade is an outlier and should not be counted). 4y
khooliha Also, I think the most metaphorical layering shows up in the witch books, amd I think how important magic is in them lets that happen. 4y
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khooliha
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If I ever get turned into a vampire PLEASE only call me Cryptopher. #OokBOokClub

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khooliha
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I do wish this book would stop hitting Agnes in the face!
#OokBOokClub

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khooliha
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Okay, there are way more things in this book that I don't remember at all than there are things I do, so far. (Also, I am interested to revisit The Sea and Little Fishes in the light of Nanny saying Granny could never hurt a child. What changes from now to then?)
#OokBOokClub

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khooliha
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Excited to revisit this one! It's another one where I remember the climax and also one where my brain mashes it up with the next book. Time to disentangle! #OokBOokClub

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julesG
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#OokBOokClub-ers, our Discworld adventure continues TODAY with #CarpeJugulum!

Looking forward to our discussion next month!

Happy reading!

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julesG
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#OokBOokClub

Just a friendly reminder that next month we'll be reading #CarpeJugulum! Dig out your books, put in your library holds, or place your orders! The next Discworld adventure continues on September 8th! Woohoo!

If anyone wants to be tagged/untagged for future posts please let me know! Happy to oblige!

#Discworld #SirTerryPratchett #TerryPratchett #PratchettPosse #ReadAlong #BuddyRead #EpicBuddyRead

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TaraNightreader
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"You mean vampirism is like... pyramid selling?"
-Agnes Nitt

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IndyHannaJones
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I don't know why it took me so long to read this one...I believe Sir TP's books are all special, full of laughs and sass and wisdom. This one definitely is up there with the more specialy-iest. Not only is it an introduction to the Wee Free Men and their ludicrous insanity, it's a reflection on faith, folk lore, knowing your own mind, and how do we make choices that are right and wrong. Plus vampires. And Igor. Yeth, mathter....

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jenniferw88
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Amazon kindle #bookhaul part 3/3

Emilymdxn Pine is fantastic! 5y
SassyPants617 Eeny Meeny is SO GOOD. As are all the books after. One of my favorite series. 5y
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WeeWeegieBookworm
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Even with Halloween been and gone, I'm keeping on the spirit 😊🦇🧛🏻‍♀️🧛🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♀️
#TerryPratchett #Discworld

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Soubhiville
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Of course I loved Carpe Jugulum! We get to know all of the witches a little better and in slightly different roles. There‘s a preacher man who‘s faith is challenged. And some very unusual vampires. Oh, and an Igor who is something of a Frankenstein monster, of his own making. All the ❤️.

MommyWantsToReadHerBook One of my favourite Pratchetts! 5y
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Soubhiville
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It‘s been a few months since I‘ve visited Discworld. This will be my first time reading this one 😊🧙‍♀️🧛‍♂️

Brandon_Lee_Hayes I love the cover of this! Definitely will have to read it. 5y
Aimeesue Yay! A trip to Uberwald! (Pack an iron neck brace. #protip) 😂 5y
Soubhiville @Aimeesue good idea! Lol. 5y
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London_St_J
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Discworld is my comfort space, and the focus on Nanny Ogg was just what I needed to recharge

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"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one"
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Today marks the day we lost the inimitable Sir Terry Pratchett. This part of the shelf is like a book shrine in his honour ?

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vlwelser
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I love these. This is another one with the witches. 💖📚 Seize the throat! Obviously.

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PeanutButterPie
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Just joined my first swap. My newbie Litten status is on the brink of upgrading. This and I level up in an hour...
Which bit of sass do you like best?

TCLinrow I'm loving 'You say witch like it's a bad thing' but I think my very favourite would be 'Careful, what doesn't kill me might make me hurt you' 6y
shadowspeak17 Definitely love “What type of fuckery is this.” 😂👍🏽 6y
Ddzmini Omg I like them all but my fave is top left I can‘t stop 🤣🤣🤣 “what doesn‘t kill me...” or “If one door closes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 6y
Soubhiville Gosh I love them all! I think my fave would be either the voodoo one or “what doesn‘t kill me...” 6y
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Just joined my first swap. My newbie litten status is on the brink of upgrading. This and I level up in an hour...
Which bit of sass do you like best?

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PeanutButterPie
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I know

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TK-421
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“There‘s no greys, only white that‘s got grubby. I‘m surprised you don‘t know that. And sin, young man, is when you #treat people as things. Including yourself. That‘s what sin is.‘
‘It‘s a lot more complicated than that -‘
‘No. It ain‘t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they‘re getting worried that they won‘t like the truth. People as things, that‘s where it starts.” #QuotsyJuly18

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TK-421
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Here's a #RainbowBookStack of a few Discworld books. The only one in this stack that's tbr is The Last Continent. #Riotgrams

Aims42 💜❤️🧡💛💚💙 7y
rather_be_reading 😍😍 7y
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Maike
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While I missed some of the usual coven vibe, it was fun to see how Lancre handles a vampire invasion. I have to admit that I only understood about 2% of what the Nac Mac Feegles were saying. 😄

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Sophoclessweetheart
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I found this beautiful 1998 HB Of Carpe Jugulum at the charity store for Q9 yesterday. I already own this one in the collectors library but I couldn‘t NOT buy it so I grabbed it for my baby‘s daddy. He‘s yet to read Pratchett which is practically sacrilege. It‘s like new which is marvellous and I can‘t stop staring. #terrypratchett #sirterrypratchett #pterry #pratchetttheduckout #discworld #speakhisname #fantasy #secondhandfinds

TrishB I‘ve yet to read Pratchett!! And there‘s loads in the house.... 7y
Sophoclessweetheart @TrishB Oh no! 😳😂 I do so recommend him x 7y
TrishB Every time I think about it I dither and don‘t know where to start! 7y
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Sophoclessweetheart @TrishB My recommendation would be - wherever! Pratchett wrote the discworld books so that they would be inter-readable no matter where you start and they‘ll all connect via inner storylines within storylines and characters. Or The Colour Of Magic is the first book. But I do so recommend starting elsewhere. My first ever one was Equal Rites. X 7y
TrishB I like to start things in order - I think this is half my problem really when I ask people and they say anywhere! Then I just put it off again! 7y
Sophoclessweetheart @TrishB Ahh! That‘s understandable. Well, The Colour Of Magic is Book one, followed by The Light Fantastic. 😊 7y
TrishB I think they may be hiding in the non ordered tbr 😁👍🏻 7y
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