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jpmcwisemorgan
Mending Noel | Charlie Cochet
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Christmas is starting early this year. Jack Frost, elves, who knows what else - and the possibility of #elfporn. At minimum, #elfsex. It sounds a little more wholesome that the work of the mighty Chuck Tingle.

GondorGirl Well then... I think we can all see where this is going... 😂 7y
TricksyTails Bow chika wah wahhhhh 7y
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Time for the bookish discussion question of the day 😁👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻! Here it is: Do you have a TBR stack ready to start 2018 with? #BookTalk

riversong153 I‘m going to start by reading books I‘ve gotten from swaps and giveaways!! 7y
SpeculativeFemale I don't officially. I have so many books I want to read this year, making an actual list would make me feel overwhelmed, so I'm just going to wing it! 7y
Chasing_Pages Sooooooo many books.....soooooo little time! Ugh I have a lot to choose from and I‘m sure I‘ll be getting more for Christmas so I want to try to start with those and I plan to finally read Harry Potter! I know I know, still haven‘t gotten to it! 7y
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DGRachel Yep. I‘m using the challenges to help prioritize my TBR, even though I don‘t expect to finish any of said challenges. I have so many books that I need something to keep me from getting overwhelmed by the list. 😂 7y
jpmcwisemorgan I didn‘t even finish this year‘s stack because I got distracted by other wonderful things to read. And #dinoporn. I can‘t forget about that. @TricksyTails @GondorGirl 7y
Melkyl I do! I have already been looking at challenges to begin to plan for 2018. 7y
AmyG Yes. The entire #Booked2018 challenge of books. And some buddy read books. 7y
AshleyHoss820 Technically, I do...My New Year's resolution is to only read books that I own, from the library or inter-library loan. I'm trying to impose a book buying ban until my birthday (in May) and then again until next Christmas...😱😳 We shall see! I'm prioritizing my books so the 1,001 list comes first. 7y
buecherwurm It's more a TBR stack for the moment I'm back home from visiting my family for christmas and have a few days holiday until I start working again. And it's actually just all the books which I got as presents/bought/will get as presents for christmas. But technically there is a bunch of books ready next to my sofa I'll read and for which I'm already considering which to read first. 7y
Rachel.Rencher Yes! Here's to hoping I don't get distracted 😂 7y
LibrarianRyan Yes. No. Maybe???? 7y
Riveted_Reader_Melissa Yes...a physical one, and a Goodreads list, and a few challenges. LOL. #LittensLoveAList 7y
drokka I thought we'd be kicked out the club if we didn't have a perpetual TBR 😂 7y
MishAnn My entire bookshelf. I think there‘s about 50 books on it that I need to read 🤷🏻‍♀️ 7y
drokka @jpmcwisemorgan I had to look up #dinoporn and approve 👍😁 7y
buecherwurm @jpmcwisemorgan I just checked #dinoporn and now I can't stop laughing. If my neighbours can hear me they must think I turned crazy 7y
Vbrrgirl I'm thinking my TBR will last my lifetime. #yesihaveabookbuyingproblem and proud of it! 7y
RebelReader I'm officially doing 5 challenges so and have already picked the books for 2.25 of them and that didn't even make a dent in my TBR shelves, floor, nightstand etc....Nor does it include my want lists! 😬😬😬😬😬😬 7y
tonyahoswalt Yes! So many, too many to list. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @drokka There will be #elfporn for Christmas. @buecherwurm Honestly, we were too. I still kind of chuckle about it. 7y
SandyW Can you exist on Litsy without a TBR stack? 7y
CatLass007 I am doing the POPSUGAR Challenge. I already have several of the books I‘m putting on my list. But I still have a huge TBR! 7y
OrangeMooseReads Yes. I have at least a bookcase and a half of TBR. 7y
Eggs My Tbr could take me through the next 4 years..., 7y
dariazeoli Not officially, but since I‘m doing several challenges the books I own are going to get some mileage! 7y
OrangeMooseReads I‘m not sure if I‘m happy to know that #dinoporn is a thing or if I‘m really excited about it and need to go spend money on it. @jpmcwisemorgan 7y
buecherwurm @jpmcwisemorgan at least #elfporn is physically possible😰 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @OrangeMooseReads Well, Chuck Tingle has some books available via Kindle Unlimited. Just be aware that he has some interesting sexual pairings. @buecherwurm According to Chuck Tingle, all sorts of things are possible. 😉 7y
Ms_T Yes, I have my reading planned month by month until September 2018. 7y
batsy Kind of, because I'm doing the #litsyclassics and #passportlitsy challenges 😌 7y
OrangeMooseReads @jpmcwisemorgan his name is Tingle 😂 now I HAVE to check out his books 7y
Rachbb3 Yes, but it means absolutely nothing. It's just there to make me feel good about myself. 🙄 I rarely ever follow it. 7y
Amandajoy If by “stack” you mean an overflowing bookshelf of books I want to read, then yes. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @OrangeMooseReads that‘s how this sort of thing begins. My work here is done. 😉 7y
JillPill Just a spare coffee table that holds my overflow from my two bookshelves. But I didn't really follow it 😂 7y
OrangeMooseReads @jpmcwisemorgan and he has some interesting titles offered I‘m going to have to join kindle unlimited 7y
kspenmoll Way toooo big a stack! 7y
minkyb I have a TBR room‼️😅 7y
GondorGirl At this point my TBR stack has its own TBR stack... 7y
Bookwormjillk A few of them! 7y
callielafleur I keep thinking I'm going to use my time off to reorganize my boss so I have a specific TBR space. Then I remember, what time off? 😂 But I'm putting together a TBR list in my mind! 7y
RaimeyGallant Yes, @Melissa_J made sure of it. 7y
CAnne Yes. Looking forward to some down time after the holidays to just read. 7y
Pamwurtzler I‘m ready for #booked2018! 7y
mrp27 You betcha!! 7y
SilversReviews Oh yes...I am “booked” into June. 😍 7y
Jaimelire Oh yes I do! 😍 7y
TheBookAddict Not yet but I will be working on it next week, since I‘ll be off. 7y
ghosthost Nope! 7y
Smarkies Yes! I did it last week! 😂😂 7y
ApoptyGina69 Massively. I am thinking of reorganizing stacks by how long they‘ve been on my shelves. There are some 6+ years old! 7y
dragondrool Only the same massive and ever-expanding piles I have every day. 7y
blithebuoyant Yes! I'm shooting for 52. I have a whole spread in my planner for it :) 7y
Crewgurl Yes. It‘s an entire bookcase 😂 7y
Sydsavvy I'm starting on my Litsy gifts TBR!!! 7y
rwmg Physical and virtual TBR shelves. 7y
GlassAsDiamonds Yep! (“My bookcase”... it‘s getting dire!!!). 😊😊😊 7y
GlassAsDiamonds @ApoptyGina69 okay, this makes me fell SO much better!!! 😊😊😊😊😊😊 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan I haven't even been able to finish my #dinoporn. The pterodactyl one made me need a break. Was it the same for you @GondorGirl ? 7y
GondorGirl @TricksyTails I finished it... but after awhile it stopped being funny and just made me cringe. 7y
TricksyTails @GondorGirl Same! Couldn't read more after the pterodactyl story, though . @jpmcwisemorgan sure makes the Tingle ones sound way more fun! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @GondorGirl @TricksyTails Switch to Tingle. I saw someone on Twitter mention him so I think there‘s a wider audience out there. 😀 7y
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LibrarianRyan
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The book tagged is not the book in the picture. And I am not assumed to admit that I have read more than my fair share of erotica. I even professionally reviewed it for a while. And most of my holiday stories on my iPad fall in this category.

Recent postings of #dinoporn made me think a few people might enjoy these. Any with graphic covers I will put behind a spoiler.

#decdays #rockabye

TricksyTails The last two titles and then this description made me think of #FreakyFriendsForever. Sure enough, next paragraph I see #dinoporn. 😂 7y
GlassAsDiamonds The #Dinoporn .... half of me is “must. Check. Immediately” and the other half is stuck at “WTAF”... 🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤦🏻‍♀️😂🤦🏻‍♀️😂 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @GlassAsDiamonds I found #dinoporn because of #tentacleporn and it escalated to #spaceraptorsex. I‘m reading some #elfporn for Christmas. 7y
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LibrarianRyan @jpmcwisemorgan I have to admit, I too have #elfporn in my collection. 🤦🏼‍♀️ 7y
jpmcwisemorgan Oh I‘m intrigued @LibrarianRyan. I found some Christmas themed m|m romances with Santa‘s elves and such but if there‘s other kinds of elves involved... 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan *drops casually* "I'm reading some #elfporn for Christmas." ? This is why I love my #FreakyFriendsForever! @GlassAsDiamonds Prepare to go down the #dinohole of ridiculous fun! 7y
LibrarianRyan @jpmcwisemorgan I will data mine later and post some titles if I can find them. 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan @LibrarianRyan I need to know if these elves are like the Keebler kind of elf variety. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails Mine are Santa elves but I think one book had a dark elf. There are reindeer involved too but they are people who protect Santaland, or whatever it‘s called, and their title is a play on reindeer. That‘s all I know. I bought the entire set of books. I will post as I read them. 😀 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan Yes, please! I'll be looking forward to those posts! 😆 Sooooo tiny Santa elves not Legolas kind of elf? 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails I think they are not elves like you might see in Christmas shows/movies but definitely not Legolas elves. I‘m hoping @LibrarianRyan might assist with the latter. 7y
TricksyTails @jpmcwisemorgan If they are Legolas like elves I'm all over it! 😝 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan
Mending Noel | Charlie Cochet
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I‘ve never seen this series before! It showed as an also-bought on another book I was looking at (My literature category recommendations on my own Kindle includes a lot of m|m romance. My newer Kindle actually just goes, recommended for you in gay romance - it gets its own section now). The first one is free. It looks like there‘s now a possibility for #elfporn, without the squickiness of tentacles or dinosaurs.

DGRachel I am amazed at the subgenres out there! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @DGRachel as with most other genres, something for everyone. 7y
TricksyTails 😂😂😂 There is something for everyone. #ElfPorn? Hmm...I could maybe read that if I imagine Legolas! 😆 7y
GondorGirl This is amazing! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TricksyTails @GondorGirl I have no idea what this series might be like but the first one is free so I think I might try it. It looks like there‘s a new one every year in December. As far as I can determine it plays in a lot of Christmas/winter lore (Rein Dears, not reindeers, etc.) but there are elves. Not Legolas, I don‘t think but one never knows. I think it‘ll be my Christmas story this year! 7y
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