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jpmcwisemorgan

Three years ago I discovered #dinoporn, went down a #dinohole, and #LitsyAfterDark was born (at least for me). This book was one of the books in those early discussions and I‘m finally coming to it. Yes, I just paid $7 for it but I‘ve read a few other things by Megan Derr and I think it‘ll be at least a decent story. I guess I‘m on a #tentacleporn kick.

InLibrisVeritas Wha?! There are kraken romances?! How did I miss this?! 😂 I legit kind of need this now. 4y
LibrarianRyan 😁 😂 😁 4y
jpmcwisemorgan @InLibrisVeritas I guess so! I‘ve been meaning to come back to this but have just not done it. My last book had a tentacles god and now I‘m on to krakens. 4y
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Soscha
A Dirty Book | National Lampoon, National Lampoon Editors
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See, this is why I never try to log my ARC-reading on here—never a listing for them (and, well, sometimes the titles are something I‘d rather not admit to—looking at you, “Cuddling the Well-Hung Cuttlefish”!)

ANYWAY, I just finished the 6-book, 1221-page “Miami Masters Collection” by BJ Wane along with a novella “Daddy‘s Little Liar” by Maren Smith.

Now back to my regularly scheduled, more upstanding TBRs for #24B4Monday & #SummersEndReadathon

Clwojick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That title! That brings back memories of the whole #dinoporn craze on here a few years back 5y
Andrew65 Going well! 👏👏👏 5y
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jpmcwisemorgan
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The last #dinoporn story in Volume 4 was one I already read so I‘m sharing some previous lessons.

Note: If you have sex in a courtroom with a #spaceraptor you might by named an Interstellar Ambassador of Pounding. I didn‘t know judges had that authority but 🤷‍♀️

#LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

TommieMarie74 😳😳😳 It seems like dinosaur sex is an awfully dangerous way to gain a title. Lol!! (edited) 7y
GondorGirl That's an amazing title! I love all your lessons so much. Chuck Tingle should invite you on his podcast. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @TommieMarie74 Not only does dinosaur sex seem dangerous but there‘s a decided lack of preparation before sex occurs. @GondorGirl Sometimes I have a hard time thinking of a lesson. I‘m glad you‘re enjoying them! 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan
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#LitsyPSA - Starting March 1, I‘ll be reading Chuck Tingle‘s Dinosaur Tinglers. I figure about one a week so that they can be properly appreciated and discussed, if anyone joins in. This is a very slow read-along. I may throw in a few of his other works from time to time because they‘re short reads. Feel free to join in at any time and spread the word!

#dinohole #dinoporn #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

OrangeMooseReads I‘m excited 7y
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laundry_piles 😂😂 7y
ReadingsByTheC Woo hoo! 7y
TricksyTails 🤣🤣🤣 7y
Zelma I can‘t say I want to join in and read these but I am sure as hell looking forward to the discussion. 😂 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @Zelma Oh, you might cave on not joining in! 7y
Zelma @jpmcwisemorgan never say never! 😆 7y
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JenlovesJT47 @TricksyTails 😂😂😂 7y
Zelma I love that this has become an ongoing joke/interest Litsy thing. 😂 7y
DGRachel I just don‘t even know what to say anymore. I feel like I was very fortunate in selecting the #tentacleporn novel last year. Chuck Tingle‘s titles scare me and I haven‘t been brave enough to try any of them. 😱🙈🙉🙊 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan @Zelma I aim to bring top notch content. 😉 Plus, we need some fun in our days. @DGRachel The stories are actually not bad. Writing is good, there‘s humor, and if you handled #tentacleporn you can handle #dinosex. I‘m sure of it! 7y
theresidentromantic That was the best interview I've ever read, hands down. I'll totally give one of these a shot in a #Freakyfriendsforever read a long! They sound just horrible 😍 7y
OrangeMooseReads Love it! 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @theresidentromantic They actually aren‘t horrible. They‘re tongue-in-cheekish, writing is good. I‘ve read some REALLY bad stuff and this isn‘t even close. It could be that I‘m not taking them seriously and so many of us are having fun with all of this. Join us!!! 7y
julesG Those titles make me want to read at least one book. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @julesG I‘m going to start with the Dino Tinglers in March but that doesn‘t mean that I won‘t throw in some of the other stories. If there‘s one you‘re particularly interested in, just let me know! 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan

Okey dokey #FreakyFriendsForever it‘s coming! On March 1st I will unleash the glory that is Chuck Tingle‘s Tinglers. I will start with Chuck‘s Dinosaur Tinglers Volume 1. There are at least 7 volumes. This will not be a rushed affair because I will also be contemplating more life lessons. If anyone wants to #readalong just join in when you want. Who‘s in? #dinohole #dinoporn #LitsyAfterDark

DGRachel 😱 7y
ReadingsByTheC I look forward to hearing these life lessons and will join in when I can. 👍 7y
theresidentromantic Totally up for it! 7y
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Lcsmcat
Untitled | Unknown
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Lydia would have become a reader to rival Mary if this title had been around. (Between this and #dinoporn, I‘m going to ruin my reputation on Litsy!) 😜 #militia #150PnPCoverParty @CrowCAH @LeahBergen

rubyslippersreads 😂😂😂 7y
CrowCAH There‘s nothing wrong with that six pack! 😉 7y
MargoCatts 😂😂😂 7y
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tournevis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 7y
erzascarletbookgasm 😂 great post! 7y
LeahBergen 🤣🤣🤣 7y
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jpmcwisemorgan
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I came across this during my ebook wandering. It‘s a m|f romance, with an alien that‘s a frog prince (hence the title). I have no idea if there‘s #frogsex but I thought it might be a step up from some of that #dinoporn that some of my #FreakyFriends read last year. It‘s only 99 cents...

DGRachel Oh my. 😳 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @DGRachel It might not be as good as #tentacleporn ..... 7y
GondorGirl You guys are my favorites! ❤❤❤ 7y
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LadyRuthven Omg so funny. I would totally read that. 😝💜 7y
LibrarianRyan Could be interesting. 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @LibrarianRyan @LadyRuthven I will probably end up reading it at some point, tbh. Maybe as a kick-off to reading some Chuck Tingle? @GondorGirl I am to please! I‘m just happy to have people to share this with. My irl friends look at me funny... 7y
GlassAsDiamonds I really don‘t think #frogsex is a step up from #dinoporn , the size mechanics alone are mind boggling (and #tagsineverthoughtiduse ) 7y
jpmcwisemorgan @GlassAsDiamonds Well...did you see some of the #dinoporn out there? It was actual dinosaurs, not shifters. Logistics are mind boggling. So.... Also, there‘s gonna be a #dinoporn readalong about Marchish so there could be a lot more #tagsineverthoughtiduse 7y
GlassAsDiamonds @jpmcwisemorgan you DO have a point but I suspect it would still need to be a very well skilled frog... 😂 i think I‘m going to have to join this readalong, there will be so very many #tagsineverthoughtiduse 😂😂😂 7y
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