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Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)
Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir) | Jenny Lawson
For fans of Tina Fey and David SedarisInternet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut. Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our livesthe ones wed like to pretend never happenedare in fact the ones that define us. In Lets Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor. Chapters include: Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel; A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband; My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking; And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane. Pictures with captions (no one would believe these things without proof) accompany the text.
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booksandsympathy
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Next up on audiobook. I listened to Furiously Happy earlier this year and laughed my ass off so decided to listen to Jenny Lawson's other books. The past couple of weeks have been rough mentally so I figured I need a few good laughs.

GondorGirl She does such a good job blending serious topics with humor. 🥰 14mo
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Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks
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Mimi28 I ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😻😻😻 the statue!! Lol 1y
IndoorDame The statue is 🔥🔥🔥 1y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @Mimi28 thank you 🐾🖤 1y
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Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @IndoorDame thank you ❤️🐾 1y
Eggs Love the reading cat 🐈‍⬛ 👓 📚 1y
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Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks
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AnnCrystal Perfect pairing... 1y
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booklover3258
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Pickpick

My review of this book can be found on my YouTube Vlog at:

https://youtu.be/2Clv1SAhrPA

Enjoy!

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paisleyjess
Pickpick

Loved the audio book. Great laughs

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wanderinglynn
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#manicmonday on friyay because it‘s been a week

#letterL

📚 tagged
🖋 Jenny Lawson
📺 Lucifer
🎤 LP
🎶 Lost on You (by LP)

CBee ♥️ Jenny Lawson!! 2y
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SleepyDragon
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When you're reading while supervising 2nd grade homework, and they ask you what your book is about ... (Sometimes it's not wrong to lie, or at least creatively edit the truth.)

IuliaC 😄 2y
Moony That could be me 😂 2y
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Robotswithpersonality
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Pickpick

I'll admit I spent a little more time horrified v. chortling as compared to when I read her 2nd memoir, but I love the framework: anecdotes moving through stages of author's life, struggles, victories and experience of mental illness. A special place in my heart for GPS/robot chapter. Fellow vegans might want to prep with a more thorough synopsis. 😬 Mentions of ED.

Robotswithpersonality P.S. Already have 3rd memoir out from library, looking forward to completing the set! 2y
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Robotswithpersonality
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Today's WINNING chapter title. And Alternative ...TRUTH. 🤌🏻

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Soubhiville
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When your friends haven‘t read any Jenny Lawson, you HAVE to go pick up copies of her whole collection at Half Price Books for them to share! I can‘t wait to laugh with them as they bask in the hilarity. Jenny can make me laugh til I cry.

Suet624 Definitely 3y
JenReadsAlot She's fantastic! 3y
KristiAhlers OMG I read all of these. She‘s amazing. 2y
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Texreader
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This ebook is on sale. By Jenny Lawson who is practically my neighbor, or at least her bookstore, which is about 5 minutes from my house.

wanderinglynn I‘m a little jealous you can just pop into Nowhere whenever you want. 3y
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Clare-Dragonfly
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Mehso-so

This was funny, but not as funny overall as I had hoped. As my friends informed me, there are many stories that sound like things that would happen to one member of our friend group, and those were the best but that‘s pretty specific 😆 I found her relationship with Victor very uncomfortable at the beginning—I‘m sure it was exaggerated for comic effect, but I didn‘t find it that comical. I liked their relationship more as the book went on, though.

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CoffeeNBooks
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Eggs 💗🐁 🖤 3y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks Great choice 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 3y
SarahBradley Provided so many laughs! And a few tears… 3y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks I just got this one off the shelf this morning! 3y
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KatieDid927
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Pickpick

I have finally read all three of Jenny‘s books! I think Broken remains my favorite. It‘s the most vulnerable but it also showcases how Jenny has evolved as a writer. This as her first book feels much less cohesive and focused than her later books. Her relationship with Victor is still my fave.

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KatieDid927
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Didn‘t get pictures of my packages this time, but the #CreepyChristmasSwap and #WinterSolsticeSwap are on their merry way! Along with the first batch of #HolidayCardSwap cards. #CCS #WSS @teebe @sprainedbrain @Chrissyreadit @LibrarianRyan

LibrarianRyan Yeahhh 3y
teebe Great!💀🎄 3y
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TK-421
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“When other girls had tea parties on the playground, I brought out my secondhand Ouija board and attempted to raise the dead. While my classmates gave book reports on The Wind In The Willows or Charlotte‘s Web, I did mine on tattered, paperback copies of Stephen King novels that I‘d borrowed from my grandmother. Instead of Sweet Valley High, I read books about zombies and vampires.” #zombie #QuotsyOct21

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TK-421
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“I assumed that Daddy had accidentally left a bobcat in the house, fallen asleep, realized his terrible mistake when he woke up and heard Victor‘s voice, and was now surreptitiously sneaking it out the back door so that Victor would never suspect that we were the type of family to keep live bobcats in the house. Unfortunately, that was not my father‘s intent at all...” #sneak #QuotsyOct21

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Lexeegee
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Pickpick

I give this book five 🐁. Jenny Lawson has got to be one of the weirdest, funniest and most amazing people on the planet. Can‘t wait until she comes out with another book.

GondorGirl I adore her! 🧡🧡 3y
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ChaoticMissAdventures
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#curiouscovers #pets
Okay maybe not your traditional pet 😆
Love Jenny Lawson.
@Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @Eggs

Eggs 👏🏻🐁😂 3y
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Megabooks
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Pickpick

Reading Jenny‘s books in reverse order did me no favors because each newer book was better than the last. However, I still enjoyed her debut. Its more traditional memoir format gave context to the stories from Furiously Happy and Broken, especially those early in her life. The #audiobook bonus track about her working at the sno cone stand was actually a fav! (She‘s one I recommend listening to if you do audio at all!!)

Cinfhen Agreed!! Her books just come to life on audio🙌🏻🎧♥️She‘s awesome 3y
Megabooks @Cinfhen true story! 3y
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BekaReid
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Why didn't I think of that?! I was painfully shy growing, went to small agrarian school, and absorbed myself in books whenever possible...the Goth look may have been the perfect solution 🤔

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DimeryRene
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I went to Jenny Lawson‘s bookstore last weekend. It was incredible and I got to meet her and chat a little. I love all her books, and it was very special. 😭😭😭

Cinfhen She owns a bookstore??? Where??? That‘s too awesome 🤩 Did you know @Megabooks @britt_brooke I feel like she would have discussed that in her books yet I have no memory of her mentioning that 🙄 3y
britt_brooke @Cinfhen It‘s in San Antonio! I‘ve seen her post about it on Instagram. @Megabooks 3y
britt_brooke So cool you got to meet her! Love her and her books. 💚 3y
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Cinfhen
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Pickpick

Random Thoughts after finishing audio:
🔷Jenny Lawson is hilarious
🔶Everyone needs a Victor & Laura in their life
🔷Anxiety is a bitch
🔶Having a sense of humor is a blessing
🔷Taxidermy is more common than I thought
🔶Jenny Lawson is a super mom
🔷Wow, I recognize myself in some of Jenny‘s lunacy
🔶Living in the country sounds amazing
🔷Living in the country sounds horrifying
🔶We can all learn from Jenny

TheKidUpstairs I just picked this one up from the library! I loved 4y
britt_brooke Don‘t you just love her on audio?? This list is the perfect summarization, btw. 💞 4y
Megabooks I just started Broken on audio. I‘m (surprisingly) enjoying it. 👍🏻 4y
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Cinfhen Jenny reminds me a bit of David Sedaris @Megabooks @britt_brooke @TheKidUpstairs I‘m imagining both their extended families sharing a meal together 😂 4y
BarbaraBB Fab review 🧡💙 4y
TrishB Love it ♥️ 4y
Megabooks And also, your review kicks butt!! 😁 4y
Cinfhen Thanks 😊 @TrishB @Megabooks (edited) 4y
AmyG Ha! 4y
britt_brooke @Cinfhen 😂 Btw, I‘m going to see Sedaris speak in September! I‘ve seen him twice before, but I‘m still super excited. 4y
Cinfhen He must be amazing to see/hear live @britt_brooke how long does he usually speak for? Does he follow a script or does he do a more free form audience participation?? 4y
britt_brooke @Cinfhen Usually an hour or so. In the past, he has read/performed excerpts, then just appears to speak randomly. Then he takes audience questions. He‘s very fun in the signing line, taking time to actually have conversations with everyone. It‘s takes forever! He‘s super nice. 4y
Soubhiville Great review! I‘m glad you enjoyed this. 4y
kspenmoll Love your review!!! 4y
Suet624 I hadn‘t thought about it before, but you‘re right about David Sedaris and Jenny being similar. 4y
Cinfhen I was surprised how relatable her story is @kspenmoll @Suet624 I think there‘s a little bit of Jenny in each of us 💕💕💕 4y
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Cinfhen
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Current audiobook ❤️🎧I‘m really enjoying this one, even more than Furiously Happy.
Thanks for the recommendation @britt_brooke 😁

britt_brooke Yay! 🤗 I Liked this one more, too. I really enjoyed Furiously Happy, but it‘s my least favorite of hers. 4y
bibliobliss I still need to read this 4y
Suet624 It‘s really kind of a masterpiece. 4y
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Cinfhen It‘s great on audio @bibliobliss 🙃 4y
Cinfhen It was pretty masterful @Suet624 ♥️ 4y
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britt_brooke
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Pickpick

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Lawson‘s excellent new memoir has me rereading her first two. I cannot stress enough that she must be consumed on audio! Her humor comes across SO much clearer. In these essays, we get a bit of family history, some insight to her eccentricities and numerous health battles. Lawson is a natural storyteller and just so damned funny. Btw, if you have issues with taxidermy, maybe skip this ... 😅 #reread

Cinfhen You‘re REALLY selling her, Britt!! I‘m ready to try all 3 💚 4y
Leftcoastzen I have only listened to Furiously Happy , I agree that audio is the way to go.There is added value to her delivery of her own story.She is amazing. 4y
britt_brooke @Cinfhen Yay! 😂 Hope you end up liking her. 🤞🏻🤞🏻 4y
britt_brooke @Leftcoastzen 100%! I read her first two in print (back before I gave audiobooks a chance), and they were just okay. LOVE her on audio! 4y
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KatieDid927
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Jenny Lawson has opened her own indie bookstore in San Antonio, and offers online orders! Including personalized signed books by Jenny! They‘re still not offering personalization for Broken as its brand spanking new, but they do have signed copies of that as well! #bookmail

Link: https://www.nowherebookshop.com/signed-books-jenny-lawson

Scochrane26 I love authors who draw pics for us 4y
KatieDid927 @Scochrane26 Me too! I love her lil hooves. 🦄 4y
j9brown 😍😍😍 4y
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britt_brooke
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Jenny Lawson is keeping me company in the vaccine line. 🚗🛻🚙 First dose coming up! 💪🏻

#reread

Jas16 🙌🏽 4y
vivastory I'm so happy for you! 👏🎉💪 4y
BarbaraBB Lucky you 💚 4y
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Kloves2read Good luck! The side effects are brutal. 4y
britt_brooke @Kloves2read Thanks! I‘m hoping for just a sore arm with dose one. 🤞🏻 I keep hearing the 2nd one is worse. 4y
britt_brooke @vivastory Thanks! One step closer to seeing my family again. 4y
britt_brooke @BarbaraBB Thanks! Very lucky. 4y
CBee Hooray!! Got my 1st one on Tuesday, crazy sore arm but that was all. 4y
Kloves2read @britt_brooke Everyone seems to experience the effects differently. Mine lasted roughly 72 hours. Actually a bit more now that I think of it. Headache, fever body aches and pains, severe nausea and pain in my stomach. I had covid/ pneumonia so when I spoke to the pharmacist said; that people who had the virus have experience were symptoms than, those who have not had the virus and he also said that the second dose side effects are worse. 4y
robinb @CBee My first was Tuesday as well...totally get the sore arm! 😂😂 Ouch... 4y
Kloves2read @britt_brooke sorry meant the pharmacist said, that people who had Covid seem to have worse side effects to the vaccine than those who did not have the virus. 4y
britt_brooke @Kloves2read Gosh, that awful! I‘ve heard that, too. I haven‘t had COVID, so I‘m hoping side effects are minimal, but as you said, it seems to affect people a varying degrees. 4y
britt_brooke @CBee @robinb Yay! So far, my arm is a little sore, slight headache. 4y
britt_brooke @Kloves2read I thought that‘s what you meant. 😉 I‘ve heard that as well. 4y
CBee @robinb hooray!! Boo for the sore arm though. It wasn‘t that sore until a few hours later and then I was like OW! But it‘s worth it!! 4y
CBee @britt_brooke good day for resting and reading then! 😉 4y
britt_brooke @CBee Absolutely! 4y
Tera66 Hope you are doing okay after your vaccine! Ice helps with the pain. 4y
britt_brooke @Tera66 Thank you! 💚💚 4y
batsy All the best! Hope the side effects are minimal both rounds. 4y
britt_brooke @batsy Thank you! Very sore arm and headache with first round, but worth it. 4y
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wanderinglynn
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#wondrouswednesday

1. Tagged

2. I think there are several fantasy master writers. It‘s hard to name just one. But a few names that come to mind are Terry Pratchett, Ursula Le Guin, Neil Gaiman, and Robin Hobb

3. Jenny Lawson and Samantha Irby

Have you played? @TheSpineView @Klou @Mitch

TheSpineView Thanks for the tag! 😘 4y
wanderinglynn @TheSpineView you‘re welcome! 😘 4y
Klou Thanks for tagging me! 4y
Eggs Thanks for joining in - ❤️ Gaiman ❤️ 4y
wanderinglynn @Klou you‘re welcome! 💜 4y
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CoffeeNBooks
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mariaku21 I want to read this based on that cover alone 4y
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lahousewyfe
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Pickpick

I laughed so hard at this book that the bed shook and my wife was subjected to repeated readings of the stories which I know were barely intelligible because I was laughing so hard I could barely get the words out. But at least the bed was shaking on both sides at that point. ❤😂

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GidgetsTreasures75
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12-29-20: My 113th finished book of 2020! This was a re-read for me. I decided to buy both of her books for myself for Christmas this year and re-read them to lift my spirits. This book talks about her upbringing in rural Texas, her marriage, the birth of her daughter and her love of taxidermy to name just a few things. Very funny stories and very honest account of her anxiety. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #letspretendthisneverhappened #jennylawson 📖#️⃣1️⃣1️⃣3️⃣

Come-read-with-me I loved this book!!! 4y
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amyf0x
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Mehso-so

Lawson recounts tales of her youth and then as an adult in rural Texas, which happen to include a lot of taxidermy and dead animals in general.

Read December 18-22
Rated 2.5/5 ⭐️
Book 56/60

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TK-421
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“if you try to make a shrimp boil, but the bag of spices bursts, and so you just toss it in along with whatever spices you can find in the pantry—you can make homemade pepper spray. Unintentionally. And everyone at your dinner party will run outside for the next hour, coughing & tearing up...I remind my gasping dinner guests that even if I did mace them, I did it in an old fashioned, #homemade, Martha Stewart sort of way. With love.” #QuotsyNov20

obviateit I‘ve owned this book for a few years, but haven‘t read it yet. I should get on that! 😂 4y
TK-421 @obviateit Oh, you definitely should! I read the ebook a few years ago & enjoyed it so much I asked for the book for Christmas. I really need to reread it! 4y
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TheRiehlDeal
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#sundayfunday @ozma.of.oz

1. I believe it‘s the first memoir I‘ve read/listened to. I enjoyed listening to it on audio. Any recommendations?
2. It would be nice if Leonardo DiCaprio could write a memoir.
3. Not a chance! 😂 My life is the epitome of boring.

BookmarkTavern I‘ve loved Jenny Lawson‘s books! Thank you for sharing! 4y
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DieAReader
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Pickpick

#Scarathlon2020 #TeamSlaughter

5⭐️

Loved this book! A re-read (audiobook this time) of Furiosly Happy may be in order😉

6🔪

Clwojick I will forever love anything by her! #JennyLawsonIsAGoddess 🖤 4y
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TheRiehlDeal
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1. My first time voting was back in 2016 (I voted for Trump and regret it 100%). I do plan on voting this year (And I plan on voting for the Green Party from now on). It's important to me because every vote counts in getting Trump and these career politicians out of office.
2. I'm thankful that we are inching closer to voting Trump out of office.

#ThankfulThursday
@Cosmos_Moon @AnneCecilie @blondie @Birdsong28 @TheNeverendingTBR @Blueberry

Bklover 👍👍👍👍👍 4y
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SoapboxEdits
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Pickpick

A hilarious read about family, individuality, and mental illness. It‘s easy to identify with her, even though our experiences are vastly different. She had me laughing till I cried and crying till I laughed. It was impossible to resist reading excerpts to my husband, who enjoyed it as much as I did.

wanderinglynn I love the Bloggess! ❤️ 4y
SoapboxEdits @wanderinglynn I haven‘t read her blog (does she still have it?!), but look forward to her other books. 4y
wanderinglynn @SoapboxEdits oh yes, she still blogs. She just posted a new one today. 4y
SoapboxEdits @wanderinglynn If I ever get a chance, I‘ll have to check it out. Thanks! (edited) 4y
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MaleficentBookDragon
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OriginalCyn620 Great choices! 😂 4y
AlaMich The way she described her dogs in Hyperbole had me rolling on the floor! 🤣 4y
MaleficentBookDragon @AlaMich As soon as I read the part about the birthday cake I knew I was in for some fun. I also loved The Helper Dog is an Asshole. 4y
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wanderinglynn
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#3books that made me cry (top)
#3books that made me laugh (bottom)

AmyG Omg how could I forget Owen Meany!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️ 4y
Josee.lit.a.lu.et.lira You are reminding me that I‘ve been wanting to read thus book for a long time 🙏🏻 4y
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wanderinglynn @Josee.a.lu.lit.et.lira it‘s a beautiful, moving book. Just be prepared with tissues. (edited) 4y
Josee.lit.a.lu.et.lira @wanderinglynn Somehow, I know... 🙃 4y
Ruthiella Oh, Owen Meany! I could have listed too. As well as Hotel New Hampshire and The Cider House Rules! 😢 4y
Ruthiella @AmyG me too! 4y
mrp27 Earl was hysterical! 4y
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SoapboxEdits
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1. Oh, gosh! Dahlia? No, wait, AZ coneflower. Scratch that, sunflowers 🌻 Aaah!🤦🏽‍♀️😅

2. I‘m kinda into “brusque” right now 🤷🏽‍♀️

3. All things mountain bike, especially enduro and downhill

#wonderouswednesday

Thanks @Eggs @JennyM

JennyM 🌻😂 💐 4y
Eggs Thanks for the great responses 👍🏼💐🤗👏🏻 4y
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SoapboxEdits
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So needed something funny! Only 10% of the book and I‘ve already laughed till I cried. I figure if I read it in public, people will leave me alone, 😂

wanderinglynn She just revealed the cover of her new book. It will be released next April. https://www.nowherebookshop.com/book/9781250077035 4y
Jen2 The audiobook is amazing!!! 4y
SoapboxEdits @wanderinglynn That‘s exciting news! It‘s a little different than her others, but love it! Thanks so much for sharing!!! 4y
SoapboxEdits @Jen2 that‘ll really keep ppl away, haha! 4y
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Hollie
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I just love her- this might be my new favorite signed book.

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Ericka1
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Bailedbailed

I really, really have tried to like this book, but I am just finding Lawson‘s ramblings too exhausting and pointless. I love humorous memoirs (Sedaris, for example), but this just didn‘t work for me. It was like listening to a little kid making up a story. You‘re trying to follow along, but the child keeps getting distracted and adding to a now endless run-on sentence.

rjsthumbelina That was kind of how I felt about it, too. I would have powered through if I thought she was funny with most of her jokes, but I wasn't vibing with her humor, either. The jokes often came across as too crass to be funny for me. I bailed too 4y
Ericka1 @rjsthumbelina For me it was the equivalent of watching an Adam Sandler comedy. (edited) 4y
rjsthumbelina @Ericka1 makes sense - I can't stand his humor, either! 😉 4y
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Caffeinated_Reader
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#75 because I could use a good, dark humored, laugh.

Caffeinated_Reader This book was hilarious at first. Everything from her childhood and life at home was just straight up bonkers. Then she grows up to be an adult and it all turns into mental illness. She‘s such a brave soul for putting it all out there and it‘s especially beautiful to know she met a man that could help balance her out, for the most part lol 4y
Caffeinated_Reader her social anxiety was so over the top I could almost feel my own stirring up, so that‘s nice lol all an all it made me laugh and was the dark humor I was craving. A fun read if you enjoy laughing at other people‘s pain and messed up memories, which I guess I do after enjoying this book so there‘s something new I learned. 4y
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TheRiehlDeal
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Pickpick

This is the first book that made me laugh out loud. It's a memoir of Jenny's life; which was pretty interesting if I must say. I found it kind of funny that she sang the titles of the chapters. I highly recommend you listen to this on audio!

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tournevis
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📚 Tagged. Not the first book that's made me laugh, obviously not the last, but it's the one that's made me laugh very loudly to myself on the train to the point that other passengers were getting worried. It's always the one I think of first.
📚 So, here's the thing, I'm not a cryer. So in all honesty, I don't remember what was the last book that made me cry.

@thespineview #two4tuesday

Tag, you're it! @rabbitprincess @vivastory @megabooks

TheSpineView Thanks for playing! 😊 4y
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cleoh
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I managed to read 29 books in May, which is definitely more than I thought it was. May felt very slow and it was my first month of classes so I was busy, but I‘m quite happy I read as many as I did! I‘m hoping to get these 9 off my TBR shelf in June!

Nute Way to go!🙌🏽 4y
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