Welcome to Litsy!

There‘s nothing better than a holiday party at Ann‘s! We #NashvilleLittens usually meet quarterly, but haven‘t gathered in person since all hell broke loose. I‘ve missed them so much. 💚 Such a smart and funny group, and just a joy to know. Undoubtedly, the evening‘s highlight was two ladies being gifted the same dino erotica book (tagged 🦖😂) by two DIFFERENT secret Santas, completely unplanned. We DIED.

Uhh so Chuck Tingle has put out masks.
There are 2 or 4 designs lol
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#LitsyPSA: Just in case anyone needed to know this. It‘s paperback only right now, I think.

https://www.amazon.com/Chucks-Living-Object-Tinglers-30/dp/1798510669/

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I started this with the #freakyfriends but I fell behind (ha, behind!) A Tingle story is what it is and I find them quite amusing (if typo-ridden). Not for the faint of heart, unless you are willing to be converted by studly dinos! It isn't the sort of thing I would normally call a pick but the laughter combined with the podcast and his Twitter--I just love this guy.

It appears some people are upset that there‘s a Chuck Tingle Humble Bundle - either because it‘s “gay porn” or not a game bundle. This is his response (his Tweet was pretty funny too). #FreakyFriendsForever #LitsyAfterDark

#LitsyPSA: To my #FreakyFriendsForever who like #LitsyAfterDark or #dinosex or really just like a good laugh the Chuck Tingle Humble Bundle is back!

https://www.humblebundle.com and look for his set. It‘s in the middle of all the games they‘re offering.

And there was also this. You need the whole image to really get that tingly feeling #freakyfriends

Good morning #freakyfriends This happened on Twitter. I am dying.

Last one.

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I meant to post as I read the book but I had a lot of work stuff happening at the time.

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Ok, final book.

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Ok so I‘m a week behind because I had to finish up a project in a hurry because people don‘t believe in communication.

Anyway, don‘t push the giant red button. Also, the Tingleverse is real. It‘s like an onion, it has layers.

Volume 6 is done, onward to Volume 7.

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Story three: Butt Butt Land: Ryan Goslins and The City of Butts.

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Story two called: Slammed in the Butt by the Prehistoric Megalodon Amid Accusations of Jumping Over Him.

Oops! I‘m behind. 😬

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Story one is titled: Domald Tromp Pounded in the Butt by the Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed on His Butt and Then Blackmailed Him with the Video of His Butt Getting Peed On. #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

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Guess what‘s back?! #dinohole #FreakyFriendsForever #LitsyAfterDark

I‘m traveling to Missouri to visit family and I‘m not sure what kind of service I will have. Last time, if I wasn‘t on WiFi I couldn‘t go online. I‘m going to pause my Dinosaur Tinglers readalong until next Thursday so that‘s when Volume 6 will start.

Volume 5 is solid, but with typos so.... Volume 4 remains the best one so far. The extra story in Volume 5 is about Tingle‘s Hugo Award nomination (Space Raptor Butt Invasion). Oh, and there‘s something called the Tingularity. I leave you with a final lesson from Volume 5.

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I don‘t even know what to say but in this story it was very clear that we‘re talking real dinosaurs, not humanoids with dinosaur bits and pieces, or that are human sized. Nope, all these stories are full sized dinosaurs with people.

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The second story, Stranger Pounds, uses butt plugs to communicate with the upside-down. Yes, you read that correctly.

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This was a previously posted life lesson from the Space Raptor books but I think it‘s worth repeating, especially given that we‘ve also learned that love is real.

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Onward to Volume 5, which starts with more #spaceraptorsex. This is the final segment of the Space Raptor Butt Trilogy that I read to #takeonefortheteam. I think that book might still be available through Kindle Unlimited. Volume 5 is available through Kindle Unlimited for anyone who has that service and wants to join in. #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakFriendsForever

Volume 4 is my favorite so far, and not because it appears to be better edited. It‘s all sciency, and Tingle gets all intellectual-sounding. I highly recommend this volume, it‘s a 5 dinosaur read. 🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖

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The bonus story in Volume 4 has unicorn beach cops with flowing manes. You know what that means? That‘s right, #unicornporn, complete with Unicorn Butt Cops!

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The last #dinoporn story in Volume 4 was one I already read so I‘m sharing some previous lessons.

Note: If you have sex in a courtroom with a #spaceraptor you might by named an Interstellar Ambassador of Pounding. I didn‘t know judges had that authority but 🤷‍♀️

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Apparently we don‘t exist until the author writes us into the Tingleverse? Also, quantum anal tesseract act is a thing now.

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Volume 3 was probably the best volume so far, despite the inclusion of 45. I didn‘t see the editing errors and I liked the connection to real life. Volume 4 brings us back to our Space Raptor sexy times, though. 😉 Where are my #FreakyFriendsForever?

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Volume 3 was probably the best volume so far, despite the inclusion of 45. I didn‘t see the editing errors and I liked the connection to real life. Volume 4 brings us back to our Space Raptor sexy times, though. 😉 Where are my #FreakyFriendsForever?

#dinohole #LitsyAfterDark

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Poor Monday. #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

Getting close to being caught up. The third story involved magical, disappearing dicks. So, um, yeah... #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

Ok, another story clearly based on real life events. Pharma Bro, indeed. Too bad the real guy went to jail for cheating other rich people and not for price gouging medicine. #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

Ok, another story clearly based on real life events. Pharma Bro, indeed. Too bad the real guy went to jail for cheating other rich people and not for price gouging medicine. #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

I‘m a bit slow with this one because I have an exam this week. 😬 The first story in the book was a little too realistic. I don‘t want to spoil it for anyone but I wish that the 2016 election had had a similar result. #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

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Ok now we‘re getting into stories with titles based on more current events. #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

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I don‘t know who‘s reading with me but this one just got....weird? Meta? Ahhhhhhhhh

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Um, you can‘t teach gayness. This one bothered me because it falls into that “oh, you‘re gay, you choose that and can just not be gay” kind of thinking, which I don‘t think was the intent of the story but it bothers me. Anyone else? #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

The butt is not enough, you say?! #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

Here we go! Volume 2. #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

Volume 1 is now complete. I‘ve posted a few “lessons” along the way to spur giggles and discussion, but mostly giggles.

Raptors seem more plausible sex partners than T-Rexes, yes? Although, as I read these I kept envisioning human sized dinosaurs, which is really strange and I think my brain might never be right again.

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There‘s “extra” non-dinosaur content! #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever #unicornsex #horny (sorry, not sorry).

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There‘s probably a lesson in this...
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First story down. Who knew Triceratops could be so, um, dominant? #dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever

Note: Editing is good and more people should try these out.

For this who want to join in and have Kindle Unlimited some of Tingle‘s books are available for free. One of them is the Space Raptor Butt Trilogy, which I‘ve read. The first of the trilogy is included in Volume 1 of the Dinosaur Tinglers. Also, I will probably read some other Tinglers and am happy to discuss those with others too!

#dinohole #LitsyAfterDark #FreakyFriendsForever