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Halloween
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid, your brain can't even understand it. "What is this? What did you say? Someone's giving out candy? Who's giving out candy? EVERYONE WE KNOW is giving out candy? I gotta be a part of this!" In his first picture book, comedian and bestselling author Jerry Seinfeld captures on the page his hilarious views on Halloween, from Superman costumes that look like pajamas to the agony of getting bad trick-or-treat candy. Seinfeld's tale resonates with vivid experiences of a night every kid loves. Both kids and adults will eat up Jerry's distinct and unwritten rules of Halloween. Hamilton King award-winning illustrator, James Bennett's outlandish illustrations perfectly depict these unique observations, reminding us why Jerry Seinfeld is still the funniest man alive.
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Eggs
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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“Family, friends, school - they were just obstacles in the way of getting more candy.”

#DaysDevotedTo

#Candy 🍭🍫🍬

@Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks

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Eggs
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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🎃 chocolate and caramel 🍫

💀 It‘s not really spooky but it‘s my (and the grands‘) favorite Halloween book 👻🍭🍫🎃

#Two4Tuesday @TheSpineView

Want to play? @Klou @peanutnine @Julsmarshall @wanderinglynn

wanderinglynn Thanks for the tag! 🎃 13mo
TheSpineView ❤️🍫 Thanks for playing! 13mo
peanutnine Thanks for the tag! ☺️ 13mo
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Julsmarshall Thanks for the tag, @eggs ! 13mo
Eggs @Julsmarshall 🧡🎃🖤 13mo
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Eggs
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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julieclair Jerry Seinfeld wrote a Halloween book? How did I miss this? I am SO buying this for my son!! 2y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks I didn‘t know this!! 2y
Eggs @julieclair @Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks Back in 2008! I wish I had a $1 for every time I‘ve read this to my grands…I‘d be rich.they never seem to get enough 2y
julieclair I ordered a copy on eBay last night! 👍 2y
Eggs @julieclair Yay 😁 2y
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Traci1
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Mehso-so

This was our bedtime book tonight, and while it was funny, it wasn't a kid book. Henry liked the pictures, and thought one part was funny, but mostly he wasn't interested. And he didn't like that Jerry used the word stupid so often. "Mommy, he should say silly instead. Stupid isn't nice."

+25 #teamhendrix #scarathlon @StayCurious

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Magpiegem
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Eek I‘m so excited to have my match for #hauntedhalloweenswap 👻 🎃 🧟‍♀️ autumn can officially begin! Sharing my love of Halloween and Books and Halloween books is so much fun 🤩

wanderinglynn Yay! 🖤🎃🧡 3y
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Eggs
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks My favorite!! 4y
Eggs @Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks 🍭🍬🍫🍭 4y
TheKidUpstairs ❤💗❤💗🍭 4y
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Eggs
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Happy Tuesday🧡🍁🧡

🧚🏻‍♀️ Tinkerbell from Peter Pan

🎃 I don‘t remember but as an adult along with my grands, definitely the tagged 🍭🍬🍫

#two4tuesday @TheSpineView

Megabooks I don‘t remember a Halloween-themed book either. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Thanks for the tag! 🧡 4y
TheSpineView Happy Tuesday and Thanks for playing! 🧡🎃🖤📚 4y
Klou Thanks for tagging me 4y
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Eggs You‘re most welcome 🙏🏻 @Klou @TheSpineView @Megabooks 4y
Cosmos_Moon_River Thank you for the tag! It has been such a busy week I haven‘t had a split second to get on litsy and respond ❤️ 4y
Eggs @Cosmos_Moon you‘re welcome 😉 4y
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Butterfinger
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Pickpick

I love this book. The page with Superman flying with his coat over the costume always makes me giggle like a little girl.

#Scarathlon #TeamHarkness @StayCurious

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StayCurious I should find this. I just watched his latest comedy special and loved it. 4y
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Eggs
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The candy man, the candy man can
The candy man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a strawberry–lemon pie
The candy man?
The candy man, the candy man can
The candy man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
#candy #poetrymatters

TheSpineView Good choice! I would not have thought of this one.👏👏👏 5y
Eggs Thanks @TheSpineView ! (edited) 5y
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Clwojick
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Pickpick

Another one that made me laugh! The illustrations in this one were great, and I CloudLibrary definitely heat his voice in my head as I read through the book. #TeamSlaughter

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overtheedge
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Pickpick

Jerry shares his memories of Halloween, some are really funny.
#teamslaughter #scarathon #halloweentheme @Clwojick

Clwojick I have this one out from the library too! Hoping to read it today 5y
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Eggs
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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OriginalCyn620 👌🏻📚🧡 5y
Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks 🧡🧡🧡 5y
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readordierachel
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Found a very strange book at the library today... 🤔🎃

tournevis 🤨 6y
LeahBergen 🤔 🤔 6y
batsy Bahaha 😆 6y
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Eggs A big favorite in my family 6y
Cathythoughts I love him 😍 6y
readordierachel @tournevis @LeahBergen @batsy It took me by surprise 😆 It makes me wonder about all the other celebrity-written kid lit I have yet to discover... 6y
readordierachel @Eggs Good to know! We will have to give it a try 🙂 6y
readordierachel @Cathythoughts He's a very funny man 😊 6y
vivastory This is great 😂 6y
readordierachel @vivastory Right? So random 😆 6y
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Eggs
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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"Halloween 3-step program:
See kid
Give candy
Goodnight" My favorite Autumn book! #autumnal #31bookpics @howjessreads

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DebbieGrillo
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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On one of the top shelves on our bookcase we always display seasonal childrens' books. Halloween is one of my favourites!

#riotgrams #PictureBookStack

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Booksnchill
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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1. Treat, 2. Bats 3. Haunted House,4. Vampire, 5. Zombie 6. Frankenstein- he‘s just misunderstood!6. Gore 7. Scary Book, 9. Michael, 10. Chocolate 100% #HalloweenThisorThat @Tiffy_Reads 👻👻💀💀👀👀🍷

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i.z.booknook
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Treat
Bats (I cry when I see spiders) 🕷
Haunted House 🏡
Werewolf
Zombie
Mr Hyde
Gore!
Scary Movie
Freddy
Candy (I'm actually allergic to chocolate) 😂

#HalloweenThisOrThat
Thank you @Tiffy_Reads

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LA_Mead
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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1. Treat
2. Bats. I love bats!
3. Haunted house...with my ghost hunting kit, naturally.
4. Vampires. (What can I say? I'm a sucker for a good vamp story...)
5. Zombie
6. Frankenstein
7. A little bit of gore is ok...
8. Scary book!
9. Freddy...? Actually, that's a tough one...
#halloweenthisorthat @Tiffy_Reads

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booksandsympathy
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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1)Treat
2) Bats(I love bats)
3) Haunted house
4) Vampire and Werewolves
5) Monster
6) Mr Hyde
7) No gore
8) Scary book(I can handle them better)
9) None of them
10) Chocolate
@Tiffy_Reads

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Readingnomad1
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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I'm so excited it came! The box is a little beat up 🤕 but I had my grandmother take a peak inside to make sure nothing was hurt & she says all looks okay & yummy 🤔 Super excited to see what's inside! #halloweengoespostal #fallbookexchange

On a side note: mine should be going out tomorrow, I had an issue with a book; but my match lives shockingly close to me, so it shouldn't take long to deliver 😊

JanJan Glad you got it! Hopefully, everything will be fine... it‘s mostly all wrapped too (so that should help). 7y
Readingnomad1 @JanJan Thank you! I've been fighting the urge to peak since it came! I can't wait! 😊 7y
JanJan Did you open it yet? 7y
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Sharpeipup
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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It took longer than I wanted (partially due to finding a box that fit everything) but #halloweengoespostal is on its way! @BookishMarginalia

drokka What an original idea for the wrap. I love it. 7y
Eyelit That‘s adorable! 7y
Texreader How cute!! 7y
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britt_brooke Cuuuute! 7y
MaleficentBookDragon Such cool wrapping! 7y
SilversReviews So cute....love the wrapping. 7y
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Roselyn_Reads
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Guys look what I received today! Perfect way to end my birthday. I got my #halloweengoespostsl package. I'm sending mine out to my match this weekend. I'm a little late but it will be there before the 31st. I've had a lot going on with starting a new job and volunteering at all of the Puerto Rico relief events I can.

Captivatedbybooks Happy birthday 7y
Jess7 Happy bday!! 🎉🎉 7y
Chelleo Happy birthday! 🎂 7y
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TrishB Happy birthday 🎉🎉 7y
Roselyn_Reads Thank you everyone. 💕 7y
diovival Happy belated birthday! I hope your readathon is going well. Hang in there! 💪 7y
mrsmarch Happy belated ! 🎂 7y
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Bundoolin
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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This one is heading out tomorrow! #halloweengoespostal

Louise It looks like a Halloween spirit is pushing its way out of the box! 😆 Nice effect! 👌 (edited) 7y
alisiakae I have that same duct tape! 7y
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ElizaTodd
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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I also received this package while I was at work- I can't wait and it feels heavy! 💃🏻😱
I also LOVE that it's from a 'Secret Goblin'
👹
#HalloweenGoesPostal

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Johanna414
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Finally got my #halloweengoespostal match, so I did some quick Litsy stalking and ordered a bunch of goodies! Thank god for Amazon prime! Hopefully I can get everything out in time to be delivered before Halloween!

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Bundoolin
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Got my #halloweengoespostal package from @Kmmsellers ! Can‘t wait!!

Kmmsellers Yay! I‘m so glad it arrived safely. Enjoy! 7y
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Bookwormjillk
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Litlady Yay!! That was fast!! Hope you enjoy! Happy Halloween, Jill‼️🎃👻🍁🎃👻 7y
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cocomass
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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I just got seriously flustered when a postal worker insisted upon walking me through the self service machine while trying to mail my #halloweengoespostal package. I did manage to send it off, but I only snapped this blurry picture after AND I threw away my tracking number in my hurry to escape 🤣🤣 Such an #introvertproblems moment! I‘ll be paying close attention to my Litten to make sure it arrives on Monday or Tuesday 😫

Avanders I love that you even tried to get the pic 🤗 7y
cocomass @Avanders let it never be said I‘m not resilient! 7y
Avanders 😁💖 7y
MatchlessMarie Omgosh as soon as I saw them approaching I would just nonchalantly walk out the door. 🤣 7y
cocomass @MatchlessMarie haha I‘d come too far! I was already using the machine without any need for assistance 😂😂 7y
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LadyPotterHead
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Halloween bookzleeve stock will be available tomorrow morning at 8am (BST) - all designs will be available in both with and without pocket variations 👍🏼😊

melissanorr I went to the shop but only two seem to be left. How disappointing! 😞 7y
Char Love the Raven one. 7y
LadyPotterHead @melissanorr yeah sorry, they usually go quite fast 7y
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Mdargusch
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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My box went in the mail today to a fellow Litten. #halloweengoespostal #fallbookexchange

Reviewsbylola I still need to finish shopping. 😬 7y
emilyhaldi Woohoo!! 🎃🎃🎃 7y
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Schlinkles
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Getting everything wrapped up for #HalloweenGoesPostal Waiting on a couple more things that should come Tuesday and then it‘s off.

Avanders Nice paper! 7y
Schlinkles @Avanders Thanks I‘m still working on the giant roll I got when Borders went out of business 6 years ago 😂 7y
Betty Adore those ribbons! 7y
erzascarletbookgasm Pretty! 💗 7y
Schlinkles I forgot to tag you @BookishMarginalia 7y
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cocomass
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Just wrapped my last gift for my #halloweengoespostal match!! This is my first exchange and i‘m so excited to send my package out first thing next week. Taking a picture for posterity in case the ribbons and postcards fall off during transit 😊

That-Bookish-Hiker This is so cute! 7y
robinb Very nice! 7y
Nat_Reads SO CUTE!!! I have these postcards and pass them out to my students on their birthdays hehe! 7y
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Avanders Love it! 🎃🕸👻 7y
cocomass @Nat_Reads I LOVE these postcards. They were a gift from my bff and this is maybe my favorite usage. 7y
LeahBergen Gorgeous! 7y
Eyelit That‘s awesome! 7y
tpixie Great wrapping and postcards! (edited) 7y
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PandaPanda
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Whoever my match is I got my package!!! Yay! Cannot wait to open it! #halloweengoespostal #fallbookexchange @BookishMarginalia

Wife Exciting!🎃☠️👻 7y
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Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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#Halloweengoespostal
It‘s in the mail!!! I hope my person likes everything!!! 📚😊❤️

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Caroline2
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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So I'm just wrapping up my books for #halloweengoespostal and I can't decide what book sleeve to send?? Would you rather have a Halloween themed one or the bookworm one? 🤔

TrishB Halloween 👹👻 7y
JoeStalksBeck Love! 7y
BookBabe Halloween! 🎃 7y
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Kshakal That is a tough call!!!! Sophie's choice almost! 😋 7y
sisilia Halloween 👻🎃 7y
MeganAnn Hmmm. If it was me I'd rather have the bookworm one because I could use it year round. But, if your recipient has a bunch of book sleeves already or if you have a Halloween theme for the rest of the package then I would do he Halloween one! 🎃 that's probably unhelpful since I just said both... 😳 7y
ContraryMary Halloween! 👻 7y
Chelleo 🎃🎃🎃🎃 7y
Bookzombie Either would be great but I love the bookworm print. So cute! 🙂 7y
CouronneDhiver Halloween 7y
BookwormAHN Halloween 🎃 7y
Avanders Both cute! But Halloween 🎃🎃🎃 7y
AmyG They are both cute. I bet whomever gets either one will be thrilled. Btw...Halloween. ;) 7y
ephemeralwaltz Halloween!😍🙌 7y
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kylienoele
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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How I'm feeling after ordering everything for my #AllHallowsReadBookExchange and #HalloweenGoesPostal matches 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

tricours I regret not signing up for both! 7y
kylienoele @tricours That's okay, there's always next year!! And of course the ones at Christmas! 7y
Kalalalatja I'm so behind! But at least I know what I'm getting 👍 7y
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LeahBergen Yay! I'm almost done, too. 👍🏻 7y
MyNamesParadise I'm so sad I missed this one! 😭😭 can't wait to see what everyone gets!! 7y
tpixie I missed the All Hallows‘. Who organized that one?? It‘s so hard to keep up with everything!! 7y
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Johanna414
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld

Has everyone gotten their #halloweengoespostal matches? I never got an email with mine... @BookishMarginalia I thought maybe the hurricanes had delayed you sending them out, but maybe I'm just having email issues because I've been seeing a lot of posts about people shopping and sending out their packages.

GypsyKat I think we all have, she posted a while ago that all matches were sent out. 🙁Did you check your spam filter? (edited) 7y
LibrarianRyan Contact @BookishMarginalia and ask if you are on the list. She's currently riding out a hurricane but I'm sure she will respond as soon as possible. 7y
Johanna414 @GypsyKat @LibrarianRyan yep, I've checked all my folders. I sent an email too the address listed on the Google Forms, so hopefully she's able to get to it. I hate the idea that I'm supposed to be shopping for someone and they don't get anything! 7y
GypsyKat @Johanna414 I'm sure it's just an oversight. And once the hurricane is past, I'm sure she'll get back to you a.s.a.p. 7y
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Roselyn_Reads
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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I've had a crazy past few weeks as I am in the process of switching jobs. For my #HalloweenGoesPostal match, if it helps I have a wish list on Goodreads of books I do not own. My TBR here in Litsy is made up both of books I own and don't own. #FallBookExchange

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Eggs
Halloween | Jerry Seinfeld
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Fall titles ???

#awesomeautumnbooks
"They're just giving out CANDY?!?!"

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Audrey
Halloween [With CD] | Jerry Seinfeld
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Pickpick

A fun no scary Halloween read. #allhallowsread