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I'll Sell You a Dog
I'll Sell You a Dog | Juan Pablo Villalobos
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Long before he was the taco seller whose Gringo Dog recipe made him famous throughout Mexico City, our hero was an aspiring artist: an artist, that is, till his would-be girlfriend was stolen by Diego Rivera, and his dreams snuffed out by his hypochondriac mother. Now our hero is resident in a retirement home, where fending off boredom is far more grueling than making tacos. Plagued by the literary salon that bumps about his building s lobby and haunted by the self-pitying ghost of a neglected artist, Villalobos s old man can t help but misbehave: he antagonises his neighbors, tortures American missionaries with passages from Adorno, and flirts with the revolutionary greengrocer. A delicious take-down of pretensions to cultural posterity, "I ll Sell You a Dog" is a comic novel whose absurd inventions, scurrilous antics and oddball characters are vintage Villalobos."
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vlwelser
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Pickpick

This is sort of funny and a little inappropriate. But it's not really on the same level of awesomeness as Down the Rabbit Hole. Which I am afraid has set my expectations rather high.

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Bertha_Mason
I'll Sell You a Dog | Juan Pablo Villalobos

"He was spectacularly ugly, like the caricature of a despot drawn by an artist troubled by the atrocities of war, so ugly it was depressing, because it implied that beauty was a moral attribute."

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Bertha_Mason
I'll Sell You a Dog | Juan Pablo Villalobos

"One of the indisputable advantages of being old is that most people end up taking pity on little old men, even if they don‘t deserve it. It‘s enough to make you become a serial killer."

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Bertha_Mason
I'll Sell You a Dog | Juan Pablo Villalobos

"He let his knife fall, looked up and quivered behind his apron covered in blood as if his ribcage were a barrel full of tacks in an earthquake."
Today in odd similes.

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Bertha_Mason
I'll Sell You a Dog | Juan Pablo Villalobos

"If Gorky were alive he‘d be shocked at the price of beer in museum cafés."

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Bertha_Mason
I'll Sell You a Dog | Juan Pablo Villalobos

"The greengrocer had made rebellion her way of life and her principal source of income: I never saw her sell a single vegetable that was in the least bit edible. Instead, she acted as the official supplier to every riot."

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Bertha_Mason
I'll Sell You a Dog | Juan Pablo Villalobos

"‘You can‘t write a novel without reading novels!‘ she declared.
'Perfect! Two birds with one stone!'"
She's convinced, despite his best efforts to disillusion her, that he's writing a novel. ?

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Bertha_Mason
I'll Sell You a Dog | Juan Pablo Villalobos

"I had acquired the bad habit of trying to resolve all quarrels by reciting paragraphs from Aesthetic Theory. So far I‘d dispatched more than one telemarketing agent, several street sellers, dozens of insurance salesmen and someone who wanted to sell me a plot for my own grave in six instalments."

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parasolofdoom
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Vote in comments! I listed and numbered the titles left to right in first comment. My tbr is huge so I just set my to read shelf in random and screenshot the first page.
Edited to add: completely arbitrary votes are more than welcome 😂

#MakeMeReadIt @TheReadingMermaid

parasolofdoom 1. I'll Sell You a Dog
2. Moby Dick
3. The Grey Fairy Book
4. Troll's Eye View
5. John Belushi is Dead
6. The Yellow-Lighted Bookshop
7. Night Sky Mine
8. Winning
9. Crown Duel
10. Ruby Slippers, Golden Tears
11. To Beguile a Beast
12. The Helmet of Horror
13. Dragon Heart
14. After On
15. Burmese Days
16. The Memory Garden
17. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
18. Angelica
19. The Border of Paradise
20. Ship of Fools
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keys_on_fire I haven‘t read any of these, so my pick is based off which one sounds/looks most interesting 6y
Sace Troll's Eye View 6y
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parasolofdoom @keys_on_fire arbitrary votes welcome and encouraged! Thank you ❤️ 6y
monalyisha I loved Villalobos‘ “Down the Rabbit Hole,” so I‘m going with the tagged book! 6y
parasolofdoom @monalyisha Quesadillas was really good too 6y
monalyisha @parasolofdoom Ummm yup! That looks amazing! Adding it to my TBR! 🐄 6y
SconsinBookyBadger I haven‘t read it yet, but the one that caught my eye first is (edited) 6y
MemoirsForMe This one sounds so good, I just added it my TBR 😁: 6y
TheBookKeepers Ship of fools, sounds good! 6y
BookishGirl06 Ship of fools 6y
alisiakae The Grey Fairy Book! (Which isn‘t in the Litsy database for me to tag 😕) 6y
La_Cori it's on my TBR too, so I vote for 🐳 6y
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Zoe_reads_books
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Mel
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DrBird
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Pickpick

I don't love this as much as QUESADILLAS but it's still great. Much of the humor comes from the attack on elitism (a group of book snobs torments the narrator who "just" sold tacos for a living before ending up in crappy retirement apartment complex.)

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Renie
Ich verkauf dir einen Hund | Juan Pablo Villalobos
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Ein herrlich skurriler Roman, bei dem die Lachtränen garantiert sind: Ich verkauf dir einen Hund von Juan Pablo Villalobos, erschienen im Berenberg Verlag
http://renies-lesetagebuch.blogspot.de/2016/10/juan-pablo-villalobos-ich-verkauf...

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Encurtido
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A fun and fantastic read about three of my favorite things: art, comedy, and tacos. Loved it.

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BookishFeminist
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Nachos and a book! 🌮 I'm really excited to start this new Villalobos book, which is supposed to be about a man in a retirement home who in his youth was known for selling his Gringo Dog tacos. He now goes on antics in his retirement community. I really enjoyed his last book, Quesadillas, so I'm looking forward to what I'm sure will be sharp satire about Mexican culture. 🐕

NerdyRev I just started quesadillas this evening. I am hoping I enjoy it. This one sounds fun too! 8y
Laalaleighh Those look delicious 8y
[DELETED] 3323341091 your plate of nachos looks tasty. 8y
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Hazel0303 Oh man those look so good. 8y
Shortstack I'm hungry and those look awesome! 8y
MrBook Mmmm 😋 8y
BookishFeminist @NerdyRev I hope you do too! I thought it was really funny 8y
BookishFeminist @Laalaleighh @fern @Hazel0303 @Shortstack @MrBook They were really tummy! Hadn't had nachos in a while so they hit the spot- especially since his last book made me crave them so badly! 8y
Zelma Yum! After a recent nacho post spurred my craving, I've eaten them for my last 3 meals. 😳 8y
BookishFeminist @Zelma Hahaha that's amazing. I do that all the time I get a craving- it's always the weirdest things too. Then I binge them for a while and then look back at my life choices and shake my head. 8y
Zelma I am now out of the spicy chicken I made but I was already thinking about making taco meat or pulled pork for more nachos. I need a hide-under-the-chair emoticon. And probably salad for a few days! 😂 8y
BookishFeminist @Zelma I seriously need that emoji too! It's such a problem 😂 8y
ErikasEpilogues Love Juan Pablo Villalobos. Had no idea this already existed. Yay! 8y
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BookishFeminist
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#BookMail is the best mail! 📬

Look what @Notafraidofwords sent me! Yanira's the best. 😘 I can't wait to dig into this one. I loved Juan Pablo Villalobos' QUESADILLAS. It was such snarky & intelligent satire. Thank you! 🐕

#WNDB #WeNeedDiverseBooks #LatinxBooks #AuthorsofColor #TranslatedBooks #Mexico

BookishFeminist @Arbol I'll let you know when I'm done with this so I can send it to you too! Email me your address. s.flourance at gmail. 😊 8y
Notafraidofwords Great!!! Enjoy! 8y
meggofrank That cover is delightful. 8y
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Notafraidofwords
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I don't have much space (I live in the east coast) and I usually give away my books after I'm done. Anyone in litsy want me to mail them these. I won't be able to mail until Saturday, let me know if anyone is interested.

Owlizabeth For serious??? 🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻 8y
Notafraidofwords @Owlizabeth yeah I've mailed stuff before. Ask @BookishFeminist ! 8y
dylanisreading I do!! 8y
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ultrabookgeek Your generosity is astounding!!! Invisible Man or The Queue sound interesting. I live in Brooklyn if that matters and am willing to do a book exchange! I can send you a picture of some I can trade. 8y
rachelm Invisible Man (in line :) ) 8y
rachelm Otherwise, see my post from a few days ago about the Incarcerated Women book project! 8y
Notafraidofwords @sharimichele not a problem. I will send them your way. If you want to email me your po box or mailing address at ryanira9@aol.com 8y
MMenefee What a great idea! I usually pass mine along to the library for their sale but I may follow your lead. (My local po's lunchtime employee has taught me about media mail.) 8y
Kristio I'd love a copy of Ember in the Ashes! So exciting!! My mom does the same thing & passes along her books when she's done 💙 8y
Arbol I'd love I'll Sell You a Dog - I really liked Down the rabbit hole. 8y
Hooked_on_books This is marvelous of you! I'd love Invisible Man but see it's already spoken for. Maybe you'll inspire others. 😉 8y
Notafraidofwords Wow. I love all the interest. I'm waiting @sharimichele . If she wants them, I can send them her way. 8y
BookishFeminist Would totally wait in line for I'll Sell You a Dog if no one else bites- I love Villalobos! 8y
Laalaleighh Waiting in line if someone else doesn't take them. This is what I get for ignoring Litsy to actually read all day 😂 8y
Notafraidofwords @Kristio feel free to email me your po box and mailing address. I will send your way. Ryanira9@aol.com. 8y
Notafraidofwords @BookishFeminist hi! Send me your mailing address/po box again. I will send it to you! 💛 ryanira9@aol.com 8y
BookishFeminist @Notafraidofwords okay! 💛 you're the best. @Arbol asked for it first, though- Marly do you mind? If Yanira sends it to me first I am happy to read it quickly & then mail it to you! We can get a little pass-it-along going. 😊 8y
Notafraidofwords @BookishFeminist great idea. I never imagined this much interest! 8y
Kristio Thank you, @Notafraidofwords 💙 So excited!! 8y
Arbol @BookishFeminist That works for me! 8y
BookishFeminist @Arbol Perfect! Shoot me an email at s.flourance@gmail. Once I get it from Yanira I'll read it and then ship it to you. Yay Litsy!! 💛 8y
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robotnic
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I've been digging into the Edinburgh Book Festival brochure these past few days & can't wait for tickets to go on sale!

Also received the upcoming Juan Pablo Villalobos book from & Other Stories – it's out early August & I think I'm going to love it!