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1. I hate when books get a bit silly like the tagged book, See Under Love, Foe, and I will never get over Her Fearful Symmetry. I just can‘t suspend disbelief 🤷‍♀️

2. The more people go on about ACOTAR the less I want to read it - same goes for Crawdads, Blood Orange and any domestic thriller

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Friends... why am I pondering the logistics of human/dinosaur sex on a Saturday night? 🤣

Because the tagged book was mentioned in a Facebook book group and of course I had to see if it was legit or a joke. It's not a joke and now I might need to borrow one of these this week just to see how things line up.

I read the book blurb to my guy and, no lie, Watson looked weirded out like above.

I mean, really...Triceratops and Bottoms?! 🤣🤣🤣

No way am I the first person on Litsy to read this. Where are my other deeply entrenched romancelandia weirdos at?

Whatever, this was actually a super fun read and when I got to the end of the book and was absolutely gifted with this image I almost died. It's just so absurd. I've never been happier.

I love this movie and just realized it was based on a book. Novalee just had her baby in a Walmart and is in the hospital. I dunno if it‘s cause it‘s late and I‘m super tired, but I just laughed like an idiot for 5 minutes straight after reading this part. 😂😂😂 The next paragraph is even worse lol.

#booksintomovies
#quotes
#litsomnia
#litsyafterdark

WOW. WOW. WOW WOW WOW. 🌹🖤

Anyone else read this book?? If I didn‘t have book club next week I would be right onto the next in the series!!

Ok, I found another book with #tentacles. I‘m pretty sure it showed up in my suggestion list because of the last book I read. Amazon is stalking me!

It‘s in KU so I‘ll have to borrow it once I work through some other books I have on my list.

#tentacleporn #LitsyAfterDark

Ok, so the alien had the babies because they needed to be full alien so they‘d live. I guess half-alien, half-human babies don‘t live long or something??? Anyway, the tentacles aliens don‘t have a gender and they can all have babies. The human was annoying. This wasn‘t really very good but I‘m committed so I‘ll read the next one some day.

#tentacleporn #LitsyAfterDark

They‘re about to get to sexy times and our tentacled alien who has hijacked a human body still hasn‘t said to the other character, hey, I want you to have my babies.

In case no one has realized, this is mpreg.

Also, the alien ran off from its home planet because it wanted more out of life.

Update: not so much mpreg because the alien has the babies and their species doesn‘t have genders.

#tentacleporn #LitsyAfterDark

Alrighty then. I‘m reading Love at First Crush and there are no sexy times yet, at not quite 50% through. The alien who stole a body, and that person is now dead because they can‘t live and be a host, is ready to make the human guy an egg carrier but he‘s not yet told him he‘s a tentacled alien. There‘s a lot that can go wrong here.

#tentacleporn #LitsyAfterDark

I‘m 7% in and the tentacled alien that‘s apparently been living in the Atlantic Ocean is looking for a host so they can experience being a human.

I think the author might have made cephalopods actual aliens but I‘m not sure.

#tentacleporn #LitsyAfterDark