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The Eejits
The Eejits: The Twits in Scots | Roald Dahl
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Mr Eejit wis AN EEJIT HE WIS BOARN AN EEJIT AND NOO AT THE GRAUND AULD AGE O SIXTY, HE WIS A BIGGER EEJIT THAN EVER. In The Twits, Roald Dahls story about the worlds most revolting couple, Mr Twit was horrible and hairy and his wife Mrs Twit was just plain ugly. Now they are honkin, maukit, bowfin and clarty and Mrs Eejits hackitness is revealed in all its manky glory. Read Matthew Fitts much loved translation of this childrens classic to find out what sleekit terrible things the Eejits do to each other.
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Amandakay
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Panpan

I did this for a middle school book club and will never again.

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Jody3
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Pickpick

This is a fun and enjoyable book that readers will just love the silliness of. Under the silliness is also a message of how being rude, horrible and unkind will see you pay for it in the long run and that kindness is the way to go – good will always triumph over evil.

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sdbruening
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Mehso-so

His characters are so vivid, especially the nefarious ones. Plot was a little strange but still interesting and always unique. Loved the author and illustrator info at the end!

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Sdemps
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This MF, is a classic Roald Dahl book to add to any library. Themes such as morality and friendship are great lessons to share with students. The Twits are the messiest and meanest people ever known. When the Muggle-Wumps and Birds join forces, its time for The Twits to finally get what they deserve. An AS would be a great use of this classic, and most information could be found on the author's website. www.roalddahl.com will supply information.

Sdemps UDL 6.3 Facilitate managing information and resources, and EL strategy #7 Show students how to use graphic organizers like semantic mapping and imaging are both met while having the students complete an AS on Roald Dahl. #ucflae3414sp21 4y
TabathaA Love Roald Dahl's works, but never heard of this one. I am glad that you completed a review of this book, as it gave some insight into the illustration on the cover. Sounds interesting. I added it to my TBR stack. Thanks, Sharlece. 4y
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KyrstinElizabeth
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If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face...A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly...if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

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Auntynanny
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Pickpick

I listened to this book on audio and I found that my mind wandered a lot. It was also shorter than I expected it to be. I may have to reread it at some point.

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Alissa van Diemen
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The twits are all about making everybody's lives miserable, even each other's. Both of them take it to another level when making their lives terrible. On top of all that Mr. Twit wants to own his first Upside-down monkey circus in the world. So if you like books that make people's lives unforgettably terrible. You'll like this book. The theme is The Twits and the friendship between the monkeys and the birds, and to come together to get revenge.

MissYaremcio Well done Alissa! I do love Ronald Dahl! I would suggest looking at what themes can do to the story, as I do understand the theme of friendship, but I would look at what that entails! 5/6 4y
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Sharpeipup
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Celebrating the holiday with a cookie & book for breakfast. #booknbreakfast

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Nathan_Opland-Dobs
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Mehso-so

🤙🏼

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Addison_Reads
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If #Chaos is what you crave, the whimsical work of Roald Dahl always delivers a hearty dose. 😁

#MagnificentMarch @Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @OriginalCyn620

Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks Good one!! 💗💗 5y
OriginalCyn620 ❤️❤️❤️ 5y
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rabbitprincess
Pickpick

Reading the Scots translation of The Twits is almost funnier than the original—and Mr. Twit‘s beard seems even MORE gross in another language 🤢

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thegirlwiththelibrarybag
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Ahhh. Now this is sticking it to capitalism 🤔😂

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erzascarletbookgasm
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Mehso-so

Story about Mr. & Mrs. Twits, who are grotty, disgusting, and cruel. They caged their monkeys, and catch birds to make bird pies. The monkeys soon turn rebellious and with the help of the birds, come up with a plan to ‘punish‘ the horrible couple. Not one of Dahl‘s better books, though entertaining enough. Thanks for recommending this @jenniferw88 .
#AuthorAMonth

CarolynM Simon Callow reading this was a family favourite on long car trips when my kids were young. It always made us laugh😀 5y
Soubhiville “If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face...” is a favorite quote of mine. 5y
Soubhiville Logged 📚 5y
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emilyrose_x
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#QuotsyAug19
Day 11: Sunshine

mabell I love this! ❤️ 5y
Hufflepuffle Love this!! 5y
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Powered_By_Plants
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Finished this one last night
Thoroughly enjoying re reading Roald Dahl classics with my little one , this page definitely resonated with us as we often speak about good thoughts, karma and being a good person 💕

I had also forgotten how stomach turning these characters are 🤢 🤣🤣

Kelican17 I love this quote. I have it on a magnet, on my fridge! 5y
Powered_By_Plants @Kelican17 😍 it‘s definitely worthy of a magnet and so true , it definitely shows in a persons aura , they do shine ✨ x 5y
Curiouser_and_curiouser Oh yes! One of my faves. This is such a wonderful book. My 11 year old struggles to find books which hold her attention but told me she read almost this entire book today in one sitting, which is exactly what I did at her age. A classic for sure! 4y
Powered_By_Plants @Curiouser_and_curiouser ahh fantastic! You can never go wrong with Roald Dahl, has she tried the David walliams? My son started reading the hunger games around 12 which he loved 4y
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EmilieGR
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Hilarious

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toofondofbooks
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ladyneverwhere
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Oh The Twits. My favorite, ridiculous, evil couple that I've always loved. They are perfect in every way and are one of my favorite Roald Dahl creations, which is saying quite a bit. I can't wait until my nephew is old enough for me to share my #lovehate of the Twits with him.

@ErinSueG @WhiskeyMistress

CarolynM Great pick, I love the Twits too. We had a CD of Simon Callow reading it which we used to play on car trips when our kids were young. So good! 6y
Erinsuereads I have been toying with rereading Roald Dahl! The twits was always my favorite one too! 6y
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ashrayreads
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Pickpick

It's in simple language and all, but reading this as an adult you might think about its influence on kids. However, I liked it as I was just trying to catch up with the writers I missed during my childhood.

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Victoriahoperose
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Pickpick

I really enjoyed revisiting this book by Roald Dahl. He has quite an odd and interesting imagination and his writing really is a lot of fun. It was great on audio and a lot of fun to listen to as an adult.

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toofondofbooks
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rather_be_reading
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly....if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

zzz 😁🌞☄ 6y
Jee_HookedOnBookz I love Dahl! Big fan of his! 6y
scowler1 One of the greatest sentences ever written. All grownups should read this book. 6y
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rather_be_reading @scowler1 😂😂 ikr! 6y
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rather_be_reading
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If a prson has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it gets so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it.

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rather_be_reading
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Book 49 of 2018: The Twits

giggleygaily This is my ultimate favorite as a child I have bought it for my kids 6y
rather_be_reading @giggleygaily this is def a good one! 6y
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QueenAnne
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Gotta love this ❤️

Imagine someone cutting in line at the supermarket.. and you‘re standing there shouting: “I‘ll swash your swizzle!” 😆 the world would be a better place 🧐😆

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Addison_Reads
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I've been MIA lately because I volunteered to be a chaperone at my kid's theater conference in Irving, TX. On the way home yesterday we stopped at my favorite Half Price Books in Dallas and I walked away with all of these for only $13. I 💜 Roald Dahl! I've given away his books to so many kids over the years, and every single time I find them on the clearance racks, I just have to bring them home.

readordierachel Great haul! 6y
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aimelou26
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One of my favourite quotes, because it‘s so very true.

Briary It is an excellent quote indeed ❤ 6y
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bookish.mum
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

#roalddahl #thetwits #bookworm

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vuhlrybyhn
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Pickpick

A food for thought.

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Christine11
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🌸 The Twits by Roald Dahl was probably my favourite but I loved all his books !
🌸I can‘t think of one - there were probably loads but my memory is not good enough to remember which ones!
🌸Both but mostly private
🌸 Indoor most of the time but I do love a dog walk - 🐾🐾
#weekendchat @CSeydel

lucylovestoread Loved The Twits! It is a shared favourite of both my husband and I, can't wait to share it with our kids now ♥️ 7y
Christine11 @lucyinedinburgh It‘s just so inventive and a great story! It will be so lovely for you to share it with your kids - I‘m sure they will love it too 😊 7y
lucylovestoread @Christine11 Dahl is just the best. Who else could have invented Matilda?! 7y
Christine11 @lucyinedinburgh Exactly! 😊🌸😊 7y
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hgrimes
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Pickpick

Great book that still holds up! Hope someone turns it into a musical. #ThrowbackReadathon

Clwojick I reread this for the #ThrowbackReadathon too, but seemed to have forgotten to post pics. I loved it. I love all of Roald Dahl‘s books. 7y
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hgrimes
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“Mr Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever.”

God I love this book. 💕 #ThrowbackReadathon

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hgrimes
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Are we still doing a #ThrowbackReadathon? I‘ve been preoccupied with cat stuff and haven‘t had a chance to contribute, but now I‘m hanging out in the closet with our gorgeous new sweetie pie and reading The Twits. He‘s scared, but the fact that he‘s out of his carrier and purring his head off is a great sign. #shycatsrule #catsoflitsy

rubyslippersreads Handsome boy! 😻Looks like he's already a member of #KAL! 😹 7y
hgrimes @rubyslippersreads Ohhhh. I don‘t know what that is! I‘m sure he would love to join. 🐱 7y
rubyslippersreads @hgrimes Kitties Against Literacy, a feline organization started by @BookishTrish 😸 7y
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Dolly Congratulations on your new fur baby! Does he have a name? 7y
Tamra 😻 7y
hgrimes @rubyslippersreads Haaa! I suspect he might end up being a good candidate for that! 7y
hgrimes @Dolly Nope, not yet! The shelter named him Fuzzy, but we‘ll come up with something a little more creative with time I‘m sure. 7y
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erzascarletbookgasm
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#ugly #quotsydec17
A memorable and whimsy quote from Dahl.

TK-421 ❤️ 7y
RohitSawant 💜 7y
Christine11 I loved Roald Dahl when I was young ! The twits was one of my favourites! Such a nice quote 💕 7y
MiyakoBunny I love his work 🌸 7y
MayJasper And I have observed this myself, though there are some fraudsters with a practised smile. 7y
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Clwojick
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This is the stack of library books that I picked up today for the #ThrowbackReathon 😍

I am so freaking excited! Though now that I physically have them in my possession, it's going to be hard to wait until January 25th to read them. 🙈 #mustholdback #restrainyourself

BarbaraJean Roald Dahl!!!! My favorite author when I was a kid. And Phantom Tollbooth!! 😍 I‘m really looking forward to this, but it‘s gonna be so hard to limit myself to a readable stack! 7y
Clwojick @BarbaraJean I might actually have to start reading some soon. My stack is already outrageous. I think I've bought 16 already, plus these library loans 😆🙈😆 I know I read fast, but maybe not that fast for only four days! 7y
BarbaraJean Well, you‘re just being a good library patron if you read the library loans now, right?! 😂 7y
Tanisha_A The Twits is such a laugh riot! 7y
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KarenUK
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#spookyoctober #quotables This Roald Dahl quote is one of my favorites..... @Jess7

Oryx Love that 7y
Soubhiville One of my favorites too! 7y
Wife This is such a feel-good quote!😍 7y
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IamIamIam
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These books are so funny but Quentin Blake's illustrations just make them perfect!!! A friend recommended this to me after being appalled that I hadn't read it as a kid! I think you appreciate it more as an adult because I've DEFINITELY come across my fair share of Twits out there! A must read for any kid who is genetically predisposed to sarcasm and dark humor! 😁
#raisingreaders #kidlit

Tamra It's hard not to think of them as one & the same! 7y
IamIamIam YES, @Tamra!!! For a long time, I thought Dahl did the illustrations!! 7y
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IamIamIam
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Breakfast with The Twits. My twits are already in school. Did I say that? Freudian slip... I meant my ANGELS...
(No, not really... #momoftheyear)

Tamra Bahahahaha 😜 Mine too.......angels. 7y
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bookish.mum
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'A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.'

#roalddahl #quentinblake #thetwits #bookworm #booklover #bibliophile

the.bookish.valkyrie I love "The Twits"! It's been my favorite Roald Dahl book since the 3rd grade! 7y
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MollyLooby
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James was Mr Twit for #RoaldDahlDay. He doesn't do anything by halves 😆

[DELETED] 3803335244 Oh how fun! 7y
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The.Book.Drunkard
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ChocopocalypseChris
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Wickedly funny in true Roald Dahl style. A real kids (and adults) favourite.

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batsy
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#publishedtheyearyouwereborn seems like fun and turns out these two were among the books published in the year I was born. Thanks, universe. I get the message. 🐒

Have a good birthday @GypsyKat! #gypsykatsbirthdayweek

Ms_T 😂😂😂 7y
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Reviewsbylola The birth of Ignatius 😂😂 What a great guy. 7y
batsy @booksandsympathy @monkeygirlsmama @Ms_T I mean, what are the odds that both of these in the same year 😂 7y
batsy @Reviewsbylola I know the character but I haven't read the book yet! Clearly I need to fix this. 7y
GypsyKat Haha! Love this! And thanks for playing! 😊💗 7y
britt_brooke @batsy I agree with @Reviewsbylola Ignatius is the best! 7y
batsy @britt_brooke I really need to get around to reading it then :) 7y
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clbeattie123
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Roald Dahl always taught the best life lessons, everyone should always have positivism thoughts and spread positive vibes 😊

Libby1 This quote is one of my favourites. 😊 7y
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Lizpixie
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My local Sydney newspaper is doing another amazing kids literacy program where you buy the paper & for $3 you can buy a Roald Dahl book. The first day they gave away this cute little box to put them in. There's 14 to collect and I think it's a brilliant idea. They did the same with Dr Seuss last year too. Three cheers for literacy programs!💚💚💚💚💚

tpixie This is awesome!!! 8y
RealLifeReading That's a great idea. Wish they did that here 8y
minkyb I love this! 8y
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Sarahr875 Oh I am jealous! This is amazing 8y
DebinHawaii What a great thing! 📚❤️ 8y
Texreader Love it!!! 8y
erzascarletbookgasm Great initiative! The closest we had was McDonald's giving away a mini DK book for every Happy Meal set. 8y
Lizpixie They do this sort of thing in a regular basis. The Daily Telegraph have made a commitment to literacy and they follow through on that all the time. Once a week they have a lift out on school related topics, like dinosaurs, archeology, science & history and much more.👍 @tpixie @RealLifeReading @minkyb @Sarahr875 @DebinHawaii @Texreader @erzascarletbookgasm (edited) 8y
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Weave
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"A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you always look lovely" ~ The Twits by Roald Dahl?

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GoneFishing
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A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.

mrsh62010 My favorite Dahl quote. Possibly just my favorite quote, period. 8y
Texreader The last part of that quote is hanging on my fridge door!! 8y
hgrimes loooove this book and quote! 8y
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Ashley_Nicoletto
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When I was in third grade I had a teacher who read to us for a half an hour each day after recess. Roald Dahl just happened to be her favorite and is now also one of mine. I still partially attribute this to my love of reading. #booksireadinschool #photoadaynov16

angrylilasian What a great teacher! 8y
Reviewsbylola I can't wait until my kids are old enough for me to introduce Dahl. 8y
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