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maich

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#LoveQuote No. 3 for #february 3

#sharethelove #loveisintheair #love #february

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IndoorDame

John Updike: Collected Later Stories | John Updike

#aloof #poetrymatters @TheSpineView

TheSpineView 🌞 🌞 🌞 3y

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Cosmos_Moon

John Updike: Collected Later Stories | John Updike

7/4 - sidewalk

#quotsyjuly20
@TK-421

Eggs I chose this one also 🤗 4y

Cosmos_Moon @Eggs it is a good one! I didn‘t see yours... the daily challenge is hard for me. I‘ve already been a day late twice 😕 oh well! All fun 🤪 4y

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TheEllieMo

John Updike: Collected Later Stories | John Updike

#Sidewalk #QuotsyJul20 @TK-421

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charl08

John Updike: Collected Later Stories | John Updike

Very plain TLS cover...

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kattykattykins

John Updike: Collected Later Stories | John Updike

Getting ready to do some Fiction weeding...can you guess what letter I‘m on?

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maximoffs

John Updike: Collected Later Stories | John Updike

Found this again on Facebook and had to share it here at Litsy. I can't stop laughing.

MidnightBookGirl The thunderous splashing? Obviously this was written before Updike had never experience any prostate issues, lol. 7y

IamIamIam @MidnightBookGirl ?? Now all I can think of is Roger Rabbit! "Not prostate, you idiot! Probate!" 7y

Laura317 Eeewww! But still funny. 7y

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maximoffs @MidnightBookGirl @IamIamIam 😂😂 7y

riversong153 Just....why?? Lol, that is such a stupid way to think. And he had the nerve to write it down. Weird, lol. 🤣 7y

riversong153 Also lmao at "stood lordly at the bowl" because that's not weird at all. I would think using the toilet is what bonds us all. Takes us down a few pegs to remind us we're not lordly lol 7y

maximoffs 😂😂 I like that apparently our insides are a maze @riversong153 7y

Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks 🤣😂🤣😂 7y

FictionFox WTF is this?? I'm crying lol "lordly" oh my god. 7y

FictionFox The worst part is this went through editors. People read this and were like "sounds legit, let's keep it" like what????? 7y

Natasha.C.Barnes Fuuuuuck is that actually John Updike though? Wouldn't surprise me... 7y

InLibrisVeritas 😂😂 7y

kylienoele Gosh I just love having a maze like body structure 7y

BookFreakOut I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure men's intestines are just as folded and mazelike as women's. (edited) 7y

sprainedbrain Omg. 😂 7y

maximoffs @FictionFox RIGHT? "Sounds like a woman's body" @Natasha.C.Barnes it is indeed. @kylienoele it's so hard to pee with a maze inside me @BookFreakOut we also have a shorter urethra than men but what is science. 7y

ephemeralwaltz What the hell 7y

kylienoele I wish I could stand lordly above the toilet like a man :/ 7y

emmanoble 😂😂😂 7y

Andrea4 I'm pretty sure I sit like a motherf*cking royal *ss Queen on my porcelain throne!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 7y

Hestapleton 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG 7y

readinginthedark 🙄 7y

Sharpeipup I don't believe that's anatomically correct 7y

EllieDottie 🤦‍♀️ 7y

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CrowCAH

John Updike: Collected Later Stories | John Updike

"Smaller than a breadbox, bigger than a TV remote, the average book fits into the human hand with a seductive nestling, a kiss of texture, whether of cover cloth, glazed jacket, or flexible paperwork." John Updike

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