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Almost Everybody Farts
Almost Everybody Farts | Marty Kelley
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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN'T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that's sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she's fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.
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BbyLit
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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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GrilledCheeseSamurai
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#letsmaketricksysmile

Apparently you're having a shit day?

Don't they know that isn't allowed? Not our @TricksyTails! Not on our watch! Someone point me in the right direction and I'll devour their souls! ☠️🤺☠️

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Hope things are looking up. Thanks for being you. ❤️

Clwojick 😂♥️ 7y
kspenmoll 👏🏻👏🏻 7y
mabell 👍 7y
Bookzombie 😂😂💗 (edited) 7y
TricksyTails 😂♥️ Aww...this put a huge smile on my face. Thank you, friend! 🤗🤗🤗 7y
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book_princessBritt
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Quality content I can endorse #farts #childrenlit

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ProfessorOak
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#UCFLA3414F17 Almost Everybody Farts by Marty Kelley. It is a modern fantasy and is a book about flatulence and captures the comedy in it.

ProfessorOak I would use UDL 1.2 offer alternatives for auditory information. ESOL 17 provides contextual support through audio visuals, models, demonstrations, realia, body language and facial expressions. 7y
AJones What a title. 😂🤣 I just added this book to my stack. Thanks for sharing. 7y
ProfessorOak Thank you. 7y
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JanaLL This sparks my curiosity big time. I'm sure the kids will get a kick out of this one for sure! 7y
jasminep This book looks so adorable!!! I agree with the title, I think this would be great in a classroom and kids would love to read It! 7y
Radams This book looks super funny! Kids would love it 7y
LaurenR Oh my gosh! This looks hilarious! 7y
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LeahBergen
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1. I clearly have an eight-year-old's sense of humour.
2. A bag of books, a bag of chips and a bag of wine.
3. Pumpkin fan. 🎃
4. The Billionaire's Vinegar, The Water Beetles, Jamaica Inn and Q's Legacy.
5. Can time travelling be a super hero power?

Thanks for the tag, @Billypar !

drokka That's brilliant! 😂 7y
kspenmoll 😂😂 7y
britt_brooke 😆 7y
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RohitSawant 😂😂 7y
JacqMac 😂😂 7y
cathysaid 😂😂😂 7y
GypsyKat 😆😂🤣 7y
merelybookish A very literate 8 year-old! 😝 7y
TrishB Time travelling 👍 great pick. 7y
julesG 😂😂😂 7y
DeborahSmall Lmao 😂 7y
Laalaleighh I read that last one as Cat Time Traveling at first 7y
saresmoore I couldn't agree more with your three things to bring to a deserted island. 7y
Libby1 🤣🤣🤣 7y
Libby1 And I loved Jamaica Inn. 7y
diovival Time traveling as a super power is a thing. Immediately thought of Hiro Nakamura from Heroes tv show. He was a favorite. 7y
shawnmooney And **I'm** the old fart? 😂 7y
LeahBergen @TrishB If only! Sigh. 7y
LeahBergen @Laalaleighh That would be pretty cool, too. 😆 7y
LeahBergen @saresmoore The three basic food groups. 😉 7y
LeahBergen @Libby1 I'm really enjoying it. 👍🏻 7y
LeahBergen @diovival Oh, that's right! 👍🏻 7y
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monalyisha
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I'm not usually one for fart jokes, but I almost shit myself reading this book. ???

Marty Kelley is a comic genius. My favorite of his will always be "Winter Woes," for the way it accurately captures *exactly* how I feel about the cold (yes, mittens do smell like old cheese & your boogers do freeze), but I weirdly think this bathroom humor book has become a close second. I may never get over that one illustration of the ballerina farting.?‍♀️

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gossamerchild
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There are days when being a public library cataloger is incredibly distracting. This is one of those days. I'm dying, DYING of laughter about this picture book... Sigh. #ilovemyjob #unicornfarts

robinb 😂😂😂 7y
Rachbb3 That's awesome. 👌😂 7y
gossamerchild @Rachbb3 completely made my week. I'm still giggling. 7y
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Laura317 If only I could fart rainbows! I'm a little jealous. 7y
gossamerchild @Laura317 I know, right? 🤣🤣 7y
moranadatter He looks so proud of himself. Is it possible to smugly fart? 7y
Laura317 @moranadatter He does look smug! I guess it is possible. 😂 7y
monalyisha I just read this for the first time today and totally lost it. I couldn't get any of my coworkers to read it! What a bunch of old farts... 💨 7y
monalyisha Seriously though, "even terrifying creatures fart" and the illustration of the old couple, with the woman blowing her elderly husband & his popcorn away? ? God. It's too good! 7y
gossamerchild @monalyisha 🤣😂. Yep, it made my whole month. Shared it with another co-worker today. 7y
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MatchlessMarie
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I almost wasn't gonna do this prompt since 3/8 is practically half my list since I read AEF 🦄💨twice. I am excited to get into a new-to-me genre with Pines. I'm not really a series reader and typically never read anything bordering on sci-fi so this is new and exciting for me. 😃 #junebookbugs #bestofjune

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MatchlessMarie
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Accidentally stumbled upon this searching for other flatulence related reads. 😂🦄💨

Jess_Read_This 😂😂I don't think I have ever done a search for flatulent related reads.... 🦄But this is great. 7y
MatchlessMarie @Jess_Read_This The first book that came to mind for limerick day were the fart related limericks in The History of Farting, but I don't own it anymore 😆 7y
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