Weaving fairy tales, critical theory, witchy magic, and memoir together, this autobiographical novel follows Ariel as a single teen mom at college, reading her toddler bedtime stories from Audre Lorde, Adrienne Rich, and Gloria Anzaldua, becoming a witch and a queer feminist activist, navigating family court‘s sinister bureaucracy, pressing back against her professors‘ phallocratic narrative structures and forming a narrative structure of her own.