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Screw Everyone
Screw Everyone: Sleeping My Way to Monogamy | Ophira Eisenberg
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The stand-up comedian describes her fear of commitment and long-term relationships, recounting her humorous dating experiences and her meeting with her future husband, who changes her mind about marriage.
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parttimedomestic
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I have been outside all day working on fences, even though it is cold with 25 mph winds that have chilled me to my poor bones. So my giveaway package from @JackOBotts came at just the right moment! I‘m going to cuddle up with the tagged book and my leftover Christmas candy for the rest of the afternoon! Thank you Jackie!

MiyakoBunny Yay candy 🍭 🍬 7y
JackOBotts Yay! Hope you get cozy and enjoy, Valerie! 🤗 7y
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JackOBotts
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Congratulations, @parttimedomestic !! You‘ve won the #giveaway. 🙌🏼 Please email me (jaclyn.marsanico@gmail.com) with your mailing info. Happy New Year! 🍾🥂 #NewYearNewReads

parttimedomestic Oh my goodness, yay! 🎉🎉 Thanks so much!!! 7y
JessClark78 Happy New Year! 7y
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JackOBotts
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A little over a day left to enter to win the two books pictured above. For the #giveaway info, check the post earlier in my feed. Open to folks in the US.

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Morr_Books
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@JackOBotts is having a #giveaway. Somehow I've missed Ophira Eisenberg's show even though I do listen to different things on NPR. Awesome!📚

JackOBotts Good luck! 🤗 7y
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parttimedomestic
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@JackOBotts is doing a giveaway! I love Ask Me Another when I catch it on NPR, but had no idea Ophira Eisenberg wrote a book! Memoirs of badass women are my favorite genre, so of course I would love to win this!

JackOBotts Good luck! 7y
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JackOBotts
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Time for a #giveaway!!! Do you enjoy hearing comedian Ophira Eisenberg host “Ask Me Another” each weekend on NPR? Did ya know she wrote a book?! Get to know her better by entering this giveaway. Repost this photo & tag me (@JackOBotts) for a chance to win the two books shown between now and noon on 12/31/17. U.S. only, please. Winner will be selected at random.

AmyG Thank you! 7y
Jas16 So nice of you! 7y
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#spinepoetry #marchintoreading
What every woman should know:
Screw everyone; me before you.
A knight in shining armor can't buy my love.
It doesn't take a hero.
Goddesses, whores, wives, and slaves...
The technology of orgasm, from front porch to back seat,
Disorderly conduct on the road.

CouronneDhiver 👍🏽 8y
ValerieAndBooks Amazing!! 8y
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britt_brooke 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 8y
Hollie @britt_brooke I may or may not be driving 50 miles round trip just to pick up that beer you recommended today! 😀 8y
sprainedbrain This is awesome! 👏 8y
Hollie Thank you! 😘 @sprainedbrain 8y
ItsAnotherJen 🤗😃👊👍 8y
Hollie @JenFowler 👊🏻😘 8y
Cinfhen Fabulous 😍 8y
ephemeralwaltz Awesomeeeee!!!!! 8y
Hollie @Cinfhen @ephemeralwaltz thank you! 😍👍🏻 8y
LeahBergen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 8y
Oftencantdecide You have a gift for this! 👏 8y
Hollie @Oftencantdecide that's sweet of you! It was my first time, but I had so much fun! 8y
Loreen 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 8y
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Hollie
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9 pages in and I think I'm going to like this one! PS the Pig and Whistle in NYC is a fantastic little bar!

LauraBeth Awww - I used to work near the Pig and Whistle and that was our after work drink spot 😀 8y
Hollie @LauraBeth that's awesome! I loved it, I need to go back! 8y
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Hollie
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Finished one book, and then these two showed up in the mail today. Perfect timing!

Bengali.bookworm ' Screw Everyone' is hilarious! I had the chance to meet the author and she is super sweet! 8y
Hollie @Bengali.bookworm I wish I lived closer to places authors might actually visit! The book sounds hilarious, I'm looking forward to it! 8y
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Hollie
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#seasonsreadings2016 #lastbookyoustacked #laststacked
I have recently stacked so many books I can't wait to read. I had to add "When a Marquess Loves a Woman" because Marquess is my last name so obv I have to read it! Screw Everyone came personally recommended by a friend who is not on Litsy (yet.) My TBR grows every time I open Litsy up!

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So...I just found out that I'm going to be a contestant on NPR's Ask Me Another (hosted by Ophira Eisenberg) on 11/14. It's one of my favorite programs/podcasts and I'm SO excited. If you don't know it, you should: http://www.npr.org/programs/ask-me-another NYC Littens: come watch me go from confident to nervous wreck and back in a heartbeat! You can get tickets here: http://www.thebellhouseny.com/event/1297561-ask-me-another-brooklyn/

katedensen @BarbaraTheBibliophage I'm ridiculously excited. 8y
BarbaraTheBibliophage How are you not terrified? 8y
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obviateit Ahh!!! So incredibly awesome! 8y
katedensen @BarbaraTheBibliophage Highly delusional and inflated self-confidence. @obviateit Thanks!!!! I'll be sure to post a link when the episode is released :) 8y
BarbaraTheBibliophage Hang on to those feelings - they'll get you far!! 8y
melbeautyandbooks Woo Hoo! 8y
KarenUK Good luck! Love that podcast... can't wait to hear the episode ... 8y
LeahBergen Oooo! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 8y
Qemorio Yay! 8y
TheWordJar Love AMA!! Good luck and can't wait to hear the episode!! 8y
Hobbinol Huzzah! 8y
BookishFeminist How cool!! You'll have to let us know what episode so we can listen! I might actually be in NYC for that date too. 🙊 8y
LiteraryinPA Whoa, congrats! What a cool opportunity! 8y
katedensen @BarbaraTheBibliophage They've worked nicely for the past 29 years, so I plan to keep them for at least 29 more. @melbeautyandbooks @LeahBergen @Qemorio @Hobbinol @LiteraryinLititz Thanks all! @KarenUK @TheWordJar Me too! I'll definitely be posting a link! @BookishFeminist It's the Monday after Book Riot! Are you coming in for that? If so, we'll be best buds by Monday ☺️ 8y
BookishFeminist @katedfisher Yep i'll be in town for BRL & probably staying in the city til Wednesday. I'll see if my friend wants to come to the podcast recording! 8y
katedensen @BookishFeminist Yay!!!! Let's definitely touch base closer to then so we can grab a litsy photo op 😉 8y
moranadatter Congrats! 8y
BookishFeminist @katedfisher Yes, definitely! :) 8y
moranadatter Also, drat! I'll miss the show by a few hours. 8y
rachellayown Ooh, how cool! Congrats! 8y
PurpleyPumpkin This sounds amazing. Have fun!😉 8y
Oftencantdecide Wow! Good luck! 8y
Eyelit How fabulous! 8y
Tav Awesome! I love this show! Good luck! 8y
Tav Also The Bell House is a fabulous venue. 8y
katedensen @kmdartist Thanks! And booo. @rachellayown @PurpleyPumpkin @Oftencantdecide @Eyelit Thanks!! @Tav Yay, me too! Thanks. Love The Bell House ❤️ 8y
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