pickRedneck is a story about Vampires that run a BBQ restaurant (with help from some humans named Phil and Evil). The narrator is a vamp named Bartlett and he‘s so old that he remembers the Alamo. Hell, he got out of that situation in the nick of time. Bartlett goes out to make sure that JV‘s boys don‘t do anything stupid at the strip joint. He wakes up the next day lying on the front porch and all hell has broken loose. #redneck #donnycates
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