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Adrian Turner, Mountaineer, Secret Agent, Fireman... Ade would dearly like to be any of these things, though he'd trade them all to win the heart of feisty Public Relations Executive, Paige. Instead, he's a disillusioned school teacher, on suspension, after an unfortunate incident with a heavy piece of computer equipment. And somebody's foot. And Paige? Despite being his girlfriend for the past eighteen months, she still seems to have one foot out of the door and hasn't quite committed to leaving a toothbrush in the bathroom. Of course, it doesn't help that she's working with her ex-boyfriend, Sebastian. A man who in almost every way imaginable is better, taller, wealthier, hairier, and infinitely more successful than Ade. Is Paige still in love with Sebastian? Why then did she suggest they get away for a few days? Some place romantic... But when Adrian finds himself in Slovenia - with Sebastian in the room down the hall - he realises there's serious possibility that he's in danger of losing his job, his mind, and the woman he loves... From best-selling author Peter Jones comes this hilarious romp about love, and the things people do to keep it from getting away.