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Grey Bastards
Grey Bastards | Jonathan French
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Live in the saddle. Die on the hog. Such is the creed of the half-orcs dwelling in the Lot Lands. Sworn to hardened brotherhoods known as hoofs, these former slaves patrol their unforgiving country astride massive swine bred for war. They are all that stand between the decadent heart of noble Hispartha and marauding bands of full-blood orcs. Jackal rides with the Grey Bastards, one of eight hoofs that have survived the harsh embrace of the Lots. Young, cunning and ambitious, he schemes to unseat the increasingly tyrannical founder of the Bastards, a plague-ridden warlord called the Claymaster. Supporting Jackal's dangerous bid for leadership are Oats, a hulking mongrel with more orc than human blood, and Fetching, the only female rider in all the hoofs. When the troubling appearance of a foreign sorcerer comes upon the heels of a faceless betrayal, Jackal's plans are thrown into turmoil. He finds himself saddled with a captive elf girl whose very presence begins to unravel his alliances. With the annual blood rite of the Betrayer Moon close at hand, Jackal must decide where his loyalties truly lie, and carve out his place in a world that rewards only the vicious.
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AmandaBlaze
Grey Bastards | Jonathan French
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Fun, irreverent fantasy novel. A group of half-orcs playing the roles found in Sons of Anarchy. It is a long read, so make sure you have the time to appreciate it. If you are easily offended, give it a pass.

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Twainy
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🎧 Holy smoke theres A LOT of swearing, crude humor, sexy time. No romance though.

There‘s human killing evil Orc‘s, a kingdom of entitled humans & a neutral zone patrolled by half-orcs. There‘s an elf saved from the elf sex trade by her arch enemies, half-orcs. Women are poorly portrayed so stay away because it‘s predominant! Medieval trope to the excess.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 👇🏻

Twainy Jackal is the MC.
Oates is his BF.
Fetching is the half-orc girl they trained to be in the Brotherhood.

The brotherhood is like a biker club on hogs (bacon-like not Harley-like)

It‘s a quest, a mystery, the filthiest book I‘ve read in a long time. This is NOT for the faint of heart. This book is offensive. You‘ve been warned.

It has a plot. It was fun. Of course I liked it. Unique. Well unique to me.

A DND adventure maybe? Do not read this!
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Daisey This is quite an interesting review! 3y
Twainy @Daisey not kidding. Half star off because even I was offended 😆 normally a book of FICTION would find it very difficult to offend me but offended I was … at least once. I think the rating also benefited from the offense. Hmph 3y
wanderinglynn Wow, your review makes me curious. But I‘m also hesitant. So maybe not. 3y
Twainy @wanderinglynn oh it‘s all guy locker room talk to the extreme. I‘m curious about what other people thought so eventually I‘m going to go looking for some reviews LOL 3y
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Soulflu
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"Perfect timing, Fetch!" Jackal called over his shoulder. He gave the men a gloating smile before turning around. A moment later, his jaw dropped.

Fetching stood upon the roof of the brothel with a stockbow in each hand, both loaded and rained on the riders. She was stark naked.

Just one chapter in and I love this book already ?

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Weisubei
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"Think twice you prickly-lipped eunuchs!” Jackal smiled.

The cavaleros were lowering their lances, every mouth agape.

“Perfect timing, Fetch!” Jackal called over his shoulder.

Fetching stood upon the roof of the brothel with a stockbow in each hand, both loaded and trained on the riders. She was stark naked.

My reaction while reading chapter 1, in this order: ??????
Exactly what i need right now

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Weisubei
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Weisubei
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Orcs on the charge 📚

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GrilledCheeseSamurai
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#Bookoutlet #BookHaul from boxing day sale! 3/3.

Hardcovers.

I may have overdone the boxing day sale this year. 🙈

RainyDayReading I think I may have gotten Mage Against the Machine as well...I can‘t remember. I ordered mine so long ago haha. 5y
GrilledCheeseSamurai @RainyDayReading The title & synopsis always drew my attention in the bookstore, but it was a 30 dollar book on the shelves here in Canada (too much for an unknown author with a gimmicky title). When I saw it for under 10$ CDN on bookoutlet I squealed. 🤩 5y
GrilledCheeseSamurai @RainyDayReading When I say unknown...I mean unknown to me. I'm not slamming the author. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 5y
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RainyDayReading @GrilledCheeseSamurai The synopsis keeps catching my attention too! Haha no worries, I didn‘t think you were slamming the author. I haven‘t heard of them either. I physically cringed at the 30 buck price, good thing BookOutlet had it for much cheaper! 5y
MommyOfTwo I‘m waiting on my order, looks like it‘ll be here Saturday, can‘t wait! 5y
Megabooks 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 5y
LibrarianRyan Nice! 5y
AnneCecilie There‘s no such thing as overdoing book buying 5y
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J0v1njelyn
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Can‘t get into this. Foregoing on reading for now, hoping it‘ll catch me in a week or so. #TheLotLands

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Sweetkokoro
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Day 5: Grey
These are two books that have been on my TBR for a long time! I have a feeling I will enjoy Mark Lawrence‘s Book of the Ancestor trilogy ,but The Grey Bastards I am on the fence about, I haven‘t heard great things but I have heard questionable things about it. Anyone who reads fantasy gear anything about it?
#colormepretty

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AiBBot
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Mehso-so

If you are tired of reading a book where the women are either whores/rape victims, wet-nurses/childcare providers/bedwarmers, or a warrior (who has to prove worthy while still being sexually attractive) with an INCREDIBLE amount of references to vaginas and penises (I almost made it a drinking game but I was worried about my liver), do not read this book. If you want to read a predictable old school D&D GM-turn-writer campaign, read this book.

AiBBot I have read other reviews. I agree with the comment that it uses a “locker room” kind of banter. 6y
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IReadThereforeIBlog
The Grey Bastards: A Novel | Jonathan French
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Jonathan French‘s epic fantasy novel (the first in a series) has solid world building (albeit based on the cliche medieval trope) and I enjoyed the half-orcs and their society and way of thinking (especially the war pigs) but the plot strains at times, Fetch is the only female character who isn‘t a whore or a mother and I‘m a little over the whole ‘evil from the east‘ thing, although this wouldn‘t stop me reading the sequel.

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JazzFeathers
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I also found quite an intriguing collection of #fantasy books.
This is the one that most picked my interest.
Anybidy read it?

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nitalibrarian
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Starting this fantasy on this stormy Sunday.

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Amanda23
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Pickpick

This was such a fun read. Fantasy meets biker gang meets western. A quick and dirty read, lots of action in and out of the saddle.

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Amanda23
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As a fan of fantasy and Sons of Anarchy, I'm really enjoying this book so far.

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Amanda23
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Library haul!

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Daughter-of-words
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A mix between Tolkien and Sons of Anarchy. Jackal is filthy mouthed, hog riding half orc who‘s loyal to the band of half orcs that make up the Grey Bastards. When his chief starts acting suspicious and allies end up betraying them Jackal takes it upon himself to save his brethren. This book was so good! Highly recommend to anyone that liked their fantasy a little dirty😏 🐗🐗🐗🐗/5

JazzFeathers Staked 😊 6y
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