Welcome to Litsy!

Full of seasonal silliness, this festive, snowman-shaped joke book is the perfect stocking stuffer! What sort of phone has Santa got? Pay as you ho, ho, ho! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's Decembrrrrr. What do ducks do before their Christmas dinner? Pull their Christmas quackers! What does a grumpy mouse send another mouse at Christmas? A Cross-mouse card. What do elves use for making Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour. What do you call a prawn that won't share its Christmas presents? Shell-fish!