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I don‘t even know what to say. This is a smutty novella about a woman who gets it on with her front door 🚪. The book is told from the doors POV, there is small plot involving murder and also little cameos from a couple Greek gods. Would I recommend this? No lol not really. Is this the worst thing I‘ve ever read? Actually, no lol. I‘m going to count this as a #Septemberromance read ✅🍂♥️🚪

I've read more books in 6 months than I've ever read in an entire YEAR! Now, I'm not saying that steamy romance is the answer - I know that's not everyone's cup of tea (I'm also not *not* saying that if you're looking to spice things up). But damn if it doesn't feel freeing to enjoy reading whatever the fuck you want! Read what brings you joy, friends!💞

If anyone needs me, I'll be on the hunt for my next book boyfriend (because, why choose? 😉)

This sticker perfectly sums up my reading tastes lately 🌶🤣🔥🤭

Never have I ever surpassed my ANNUAL reading goal this early in the year. I've always been a mood reader, and so far in 2023 I've basically just been in the mood for a shit ton of steamy books. I mean, hey, I'm reading more than I ever have so I'm rolling with it. GIMME ALL THE 🌶🔥🌶🔥🌶

(PS: all stickers available at www.probablysmut.com - they have cute shirts too!)💋

My new bookmark! I got it on etsy and its amazing!