I don't #believe in God but thought I ought to read this for my social justice challenge. #literaryluck @Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @vkois88
I don't #believe in God but thought I ought to read this for my social justice challenge. #literaryluck @Alwaysbeenaloverofbooks @vkois88
I did it! 287 issues. The King James Bible read from start to finish.
I can hardly believe it‘s over. And I say with some emphasis that I will not do it again. 😅
I have reached the New Testament! *trumpet fanfare*
Aaand they‘re launching right back into the begetting.
So... who begat Mary? You‘d think that would be of more interest than who begat Christ‘s stepfather. 🤷🏻♀️
I have reached the Tarantino part of the Bible. A bit disappointed to find that the Pulp Fiction quote was a mishmash of several themes and not a verbatim quote. It‘s very much in the spirit, however.
I badly want Samuel L. Jackson to read all of Ezekiel to me. I also want him to read the scary warning speech from Deuteronomy. The one about starving people eating their own children.
Different beauty standards. 😂 I especially like the hair. It sounds wild and somewhat sudden.
W00t! Halfway mark! HALF WAY! Selah.
I must admit to be suffering a bit from Bible fatigue. 🙈 (Is that a thing?) I'm looking forward to reaching the NT 78 issues from now. 😆
Littens who (habitually) read the Bible, any favourite OT books for me to look forward to? I'm currently in Psalms.
"I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls."
Job says that like it's a bad thing! ?
The Bible is way too full of this kind of information! I want the abridged version! 😆 I just finished Chronicles, which are almost entirely superfluous, and now here comes Ezra with more lists of names! 😖
While it is clear that Rehoboam inherited none of Solomon's wisdom, I am definitely tucking "I will chastise you with scorpions" into my arsenal of threats and taunts. ?
I get it, they were all somehow twelve!
1 Chronicles - is there a more redundant book in the Bible? It gives the male line from Adam and down through all the tribes and recaps events from 2 Samuel. The only purpose I can see this book serving is to fool people into thinking the Earth is only a few thousand years old. So now at least I know where that delusion comes from. Somebody actually sat down and added up the generations.
Absalom, dude, what is wrong with your legs? Just go over there and knock on his door! 😂
The men of the Bible keep doing this! "Oh no, don't harm me or my male guests, here, have our women."
DUDE! Bad idea!
Seriously, people go on and on about Abraham almost having to sacrifice one of his sons, but Jephthah sacrificing his daughter, when have you ever heard of that? (Unless you've read the book of judges.) Even the girl herself only laments that she has to die a virgin!
(Jephthah does rend his clothes and weep and regret his big mouth, I'll give him that.)
Exodus 21:17
"And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death."
That seems... excessive? Most people wouldn't survive puberty! ? Depends what is involved in a "curse" in this sense, I suppose.
The King James Bible is a terrible translation! What is going on here? Does Jacob carry a grudge because his firstborn wet the parental bed as a child? Or did he defile it simply by sleeping in it? Or is he upset that Reuben slept with/raped one of his father's handmaid-slave-concubines?
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.