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Bite Somebody
Bite Somebody | Sara Bauer
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"Do you want to be perfect?" That's what Danny asked Celia the night he turned her into a vampire. Three months have passed since, and immortality didn't transform her into the glamorous, sexy vamp she was expecting, but left her awkward, lonely, and working at a Florida gas station. On top of that, she's a giant screw-up of an immortal, because the only blood she consumes is from illegally obtained hospital blood bags. What she needs to do-according to her moody vampire friend Imogene-is just ... bite somebody. But Celia wants her first bite to be special, and she has yet to meet Mr. Right Bite. Then, Ian moves in next door. His scent creeps through her kitchen wall and makes her nose tingle, but insecure Celia can't bring herself to meet the guy face-to-face. When she finally gets a look at Ian's cyclist physique, curly black hair, and sun-kissed skin, other parts of Celia tingle, as well. Could he be the first bite she's been waiting for to complete her vampire transformation? His kisses certainly have a way of making her fangs throb. Just when Celia starts to believe Ian may be the fairy tale ending she always wanted, her jerk of a creator returns to town, which spells nothing but trouble for everyone involved.
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Lisa_lostinlit
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Looking forward to reading these! Book mail is the best mail! 🤗

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Em_Shotwell
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This is a hilarious, irreverent take on the vampy genre. I personally enjoyed the hell out of it. If you could use a little snark, and a lot of humor, you might want to give it a try. If you need your vamps sparkly and angsty- you may want to pass. I 💜 it.