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And the final award of the 2017 Kris book awards: the “Pride and Prejudice was better” award. Let‘s face it. Willoughby is a f**kboy. #thekrisbookawards2017

The penultimate award in #thekrisbookawards2017 goes to this gem of a graphic novel. It‘s the “oh my gosh am I actually going to rate a zombie Archie comic book five stars on Goodreads hell yes I am” award. Check it out.

Yet another Kris 2017 book award. I‘m getting down to the last few. This one goes to basically any Dresden Files book. It is the “the protagonist of this book is a misogynistic jerk, but the story is still kind of fun” award. Oh, Harry. You are a frustrating, albeit entertaining, wizard. #thekrisbookawards2017

Our next recipient of a Kris book award for 2017 is this Enid Blyton book. It wins the “What the hell is every single book I read as a child actually racist and how on earth is this picture of a golliwog actually in this book from my childhood” award. #thekrisbookawards2017

Next up for my book awards: The “If you want to talk about systemic racism with me and you say ‘but white people are discriminated against too and Irish people were slaves‘ you can go read this book and then come back and have a discussion with me” award goes to The New Jim Crow. Read it. Seriously. #thekrisbookawards2017

Award #3 for Kris‘s unique book awards because it amuses to make up my own categories. The award for “well, shoot, I thought this was going to be my favorite book of the year and then he went off the rails” goes to Sapiens, by Yuval Noah Harari. So frustrating. #thekrisbookawards2017

Continuing my own unique book awards. I call this one the “I hate when my heroes turn out to be racist assholes” award, and I bestow it upon this travesty. #thekrisbookawards2017

I am giving out my own unique book awards this year. Drumroll, please. First up, the “Holy crap did I accidentally pick up a Glenn Beck book I thought this guy was one of the four atheist horsemen or something” award goes to this. #thekrisbookawards2017