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When Elves Attack
When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State | Tim Dorsey
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The undisputed king of the comic crime novel. Providence Journal Nobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling authors twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who cant get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer. More outrageous than Santa Claus in a Speedo, When Elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the pure gonzo humor the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer. Think Bad Santa and National Lampoons Family Vacation, blend in Dorseys trademark appetite for destruction, and youve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking.
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Absolute insanity. Some seriously laugh-out-loud moments and some utterly ridiculous. Two bad guys (one perpetually high/drunk) commit foul deeds on those who deserve it, like kidnapping a kidnapper in the act. They decide they want to become normal and move across the street from an old friend and his family, and try to emulate their Christmas. Meanwhile, the family has its own hilarious misadventures.

#Snowangels #WinterGames

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Hooked_on_books I love this series. It‘s so wacky! 11mo
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True in south Texas as well

#Snowangels #WinterGames

@emilymdxn

Emilymdxn 😬😬😬 11mo
dabbe And Phoenix, AZ, otherwise known as the Hades of the west. 🔥🔥🔥 11mo
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Mimi28 🤣🤣 11mo
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This hilarious book starts right before Thanksgiving. These “bad” guys are a hoot!!

#Snowangels #WinterGames

@emilymdxn

Emilymdxn Incredible! 11mo
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I started this ebook last night and I‘m laughing out loud y‘all. Danged funny.

#Snowangels #WinterGames

@emilymdxn

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If you‘re not familiar with this series, it stars serial killer (but he only kills bad people!) and Florida fanatic Serge Storms with perpetually stoned sidekick Coleman always along for the ride. Here, they have a Christmas themed outing of their typical mayhem including, yes, elf costumes. As usual, fun, funny, and outrageous.

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Wow! I wasn't expecting the title of this book to be so literal. That bathroom scene at the mall is bonkers as hell! 😂 If you read this book you know what I'm talking about. Serge Storms and his sidekick Coleman bring their own brand of holiday cheer in this raunchy yet strangely endearing Christmas tale. Now that I know that this is a series, I plan to pick up more by this author. He sure knows how to bring out the laughs!

Texreader Excellent review. I just bought it 3y
Jemgirl2014 @Texreader Thanks! I hope you like it! 😀 3y
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This is my physical #Doublespin for December. Serge Storms is trying to settle down, establish the family unit, and celebrate Christmas. Chaos ensues. This is the 14th book of the series, but the 1st I‘ve read. I want to read more. +521 #MerryReaders #WinterGames #BookishBingo #bookspinbingo #readyourway #crushtherush #averymerrybingo #cosyathon #merrybookmas #winterathon #ChristmasSpiritReadathon #ChristmasReadathon #TistheSeasonforReading

Clwojick ♥️♥️♥️ 4y
TheAromaofBooks Woohoo!! Also when I was looking at my notification for this I thought it said that you'd tagged me a book called “When Elvis Attacks“ so I was mildly disappointed by the elves 😂 4y
Jadams89 @TheAromaofBooks 🤣🤣I‘m disappointed too now! I would read the hell out of that book!! 4y
TheAromaofBooks Right?!!? 😂 4y
Kelly_the_Bookish_Sidekick Great job! I'm happy with the elves, but would read about an attacking Elvis, too. 4y
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This is so, so hilarious! I loved every minute of the audio book and couldn't stop laughing. After all the Christmas love stories and Christmas mysteries I scrolled through, this one caught my eye, and I did not regret it.

Defenitely going to listen to the rest of the series as well. I hope those books will be such fun, too!

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