Welcome to Litsy!

In the not-too-distant future, competing giant fast food factions rule the world. Leonard works for Neetsa Pizza, the Pythagorean pizza chain, in a lonely but highly surveilled home office, answering calls on his complaints hotline. It's a boring job, but he likes it - there's a set answer for every scenario, and he never has to leave the house. Except then he starts getting calls from Marco, who claims to be a 13th-century explorer just returned from Cathay. And what do you say to a caller like that? Plus, Neetsa Pizza doesn't like it when you go off script. Meanwhile, Leonard's sister keeps disappearing on secret missions with her 'book club, ' leaving him to take care of his nephew, which means Leonard has to go outside. And outside is where the trouble starts