(1720) Count D'elmont has just returned to Paris from the Nine Years' War, and reader he is a fine piece of manflesh. Every woman who sees him must have him. Complications ensue. The plot is dense and involves love, deception, infidelity, love, mistaken identity, disguise, love, scandal, kidnapping, love, revenge, honor, true love, and swooning. OMG you would not believe the swooning.
It is awful.
Also, I sort of dug it.