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Dear Satan...
Dear Satan... | Eve Langlais
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Careful what you ask for, because Lucifer sees you when youre sleeping. Spies when youre awake. Knows if youve been nauseatingly good, so try to be bad for the devils sake. Merry is determined to make Christmas special for her son. He hasnt spoken or smiled since his father died, so she writes a letter hoping for a holiday miracle. Dear Satan Her unfortunate error ensures her wish ends up in the wrong place. Worse? Satan answers her pleaafter telling Santa where he can shove a candy cane. The devil knows just what Merry needs, and he has the perfect demon for the job. Mardukes mission is to deliver a hellhound puppy to a little boy, along with some tips on how to avoid getting eaten. What the devils kennel master doesnt expect on this emasculating mission of kindness is Merry. A happy, optimistic woman despite all the strife in her life. Its disgusting. Annoying. Tempting? Usually, Marduke is all about destroying hopes and dreamsand letting his dogs pee on people while theyre downbut theres something about Merry genre: paranormal romantic comedy, demon romance, shapeshifter romance, holiday romance, satan romance, matchmaking, cozy romance, hell romance
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Jemgirl2014
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This is the best $0.99 I‘ve ever spent! “ Dear Satan” is the funniest, most imaginative, and raunchiest Xmas book I‘ve ever read. 😂 I loved the grumpy meets sunshine relationship between Marduke and Merry. As for Satan, well, he stole the show. Talk about hilarious! 💀

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mars.beautiful
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Prompt: title starts with D

These books are so fun the devil plays matchmaker. It's very cheesy in a way that I find delightful. I've got this aversion to Santa so to see him depicted as kind of a jerk totally works for me.

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