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How to Archer
How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage, Style, Women, and Cocktails Ever Written | Sterling Archer
7 posts | 7 read | 1 reading | 6 to read
Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, Ill let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you wont be as good at it as I am, but thats because youre you, and Im Sterling Archer. I know, I know, it sucks not being me. But dont beat yourself up about it, because Im going to show you all the good stuffwhat to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when theyre dead, theyre just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.
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Meredith3
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I bet Archer has a section covering the Honeypot (Espionage using sexual or romantic bait) in his book. #honeyhoney #ABBAinAugust

Reviewsbylola Hmmmm cocktails. 🍹🍸 6y
vivastory Danger zone, indeed 6y
emilyhaldi Classy 🍆 6y
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Meredith3 @vivastory yes!!! 👏🏻 6y
Kalalalatja You are not too bad at the cover ups yourself 😉😄 6y
Mdargusch Nice creative thinking! 👍🏼 6y
Meredith3 @Kalalalatja hahahhaha, thank you! 😹😹😹 6y
Meredith3 @Mdargusch thanks! 😽 6y
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heylaurenmack
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I read this because I‘m still making a mad dash to reach my yearly goal (only two to go!) and I like the Archer TV show and it‘s a quick read. However, it‘s kinda overkill. I figured Archer‘s broken down personality would be a bit much in the written form. And I didn‘t exactly expect this to be any type of good, haha. Moving on.

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Lauren_reading
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This was exactly what I expected. Funny Archers quips, jokes you'll only get if you watch the show and a recipe for Eggs Woodhouse. If you watch the show it's entertaining, if you don't - don't bother. As in the show - Archer is funny in the book, but it lacks the hilarity of the addition of the other characters.

LauraBrook I'm going to miss Woodhouse! 😪 7y
Scurvygirl Love this show!! Phrasing! 7y
Leniverse Ooh, my partner will love this. Yay, gift ideas! 😁 7y
Bookish_Predator Danger Zone!!! 7y
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deefig
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Badass ladies.

BooksTeasAndBookishThings Lorelai and Lana!!! 😍 seriously two of my favourites! And honestly I love Lauren and Aisha in real life as well ♥️ 8y
deefig Me too!! 8y
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BooksTeasAndBookishThings
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Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!

Elisa 😄😄😄😄😄 8y
BethM Hubby tried to tell me this this week 😂 8y
Blair_Reads Hahaha yes!! 8y
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That-Bookish-Hiker My husband tells me every time I'm buying a new book that I don't need it because I have too many already. I tell him those words are grounds for a divorce! 😂 8y
BooksTeasAndBookishThings @Elisa @BethM @Blair_Reads I think I agree with @That-Bookish-Hiker Grounds for divorce/break-up for sure! 8y
MrBook 😂👍🏻 8y
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BooksTeasAndBookishThings

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass!