A "cell phone novel" from 2010, this is a modern retelling of Dracula. It's a clever concept with amusing nods to the original and history (Tepes Travel, Bathory Catering), but missed out on the more fun Gothic atmosphere and sadly short-changed Quincy (my favorite). The gender role swap with Mina being the active participant is a nice twist, but Jonathan being awful still overshadowed her detective work with van Helsing.