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A collection of incredibly fun and witty poems that surprised me with their power. Quintessential social commentary plus megafauna. What could be better?
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Don‘t pull yourself
together just because
someone told you to calm down.

[…] Hurry up and get
to curing all the cancers already, and also

prioritize a household machine
that makes peanut butter cups. But first
cancer, eviscerated. Every kind. Obviously.

Ugh. Bathing is complicated. Can it come in a pill?
Can everything just come in pill form now?
I‘m not even going to say please.

-from ‘Technology‘

(Internet photo)

Boys looking up to adult incels, lying about their age to ingest knowledge about how to be better misogynists, punish girls for having choice. Involuntary celibacy is another way of saying, hey I have a boner and I am angry and lazy and I deeply hope to never understand why.
-from ‘War‘

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Cut up your credit card to prevent further debt. These shards can also be used to spear pickles or cheese cubes at a very casual get-together.