I never bail, so… Bella Lugosi‘s screen test as Frankenstein!? A murder mystery!? Sounds good, right? Valentino, the protagonist, is such a pain to be around. Referring to Detective Yellowfern as “the Indian” put me off, but I kept reading (benefit of the doubt & all). Halfway through, he meets a person w/ albinism and says “or whatever they like to be called these days. ‘Genetic freak‘ wasn‘t it.” Um, it never was? ✌🏻 I can spend my time better.