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"Well Joe I woud not blame you for wishing you was me instead of being stuck in Selkirk looking out your bedroom window and wondering if the next bus going passed will be the 72 or the x95 but you can see that the life of a professhunal footballer is a lot harder than it looks..."Andy Fairbairn has hit the big time; from Selkirk FC to a Scotland call-up (the visually impaired team, but never mind) in a matter of months. But the road to greatness has never yet run smooth, and as Andy's Premier League dreams threaten to crumble into ruin, it's just as well he can always count on his old pal Joe...Witty, smart and ferociously funny, "Your Pal Andy" is the hilarious debut novel from one of Scotland's most scintillating talents.