I can understand a child finding houndstooth not colourful enough for a special dress, dotted swiss too plain, pinstripes too glum and printed toile too busy, but Pepper also rejects herringbone because it‘s too cold underwater, tartan because bagpipes are too loud, and ikat because it comes from a Malay-Indonesian word for knot and her hair yesterday “was so knotty it took four hours to sort it all out.” Isn‘t she fussy!