"I would like a cappuccino," says Linux politely. "Thank you." "Your name? " " I'll spell it for you, " he says. " Z-W-P-A-E-N--" "What? " she stares at him, Sharpie in hand. " Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen - T-J-U-S. It's an unusual name, Linus adds gravely. "It's Dutch." -Sophie Kinsella, Finding Audrey.