The Worst Duke in London | 
"You poor, untutored thing," she said primly, gaze glinting with impish humor. "Good gracious, it is rather sad that you have come so far in life, Your Grace, without such rudimentary knowledge of your own body. A travesty to be sure." She shot him a look dripping in over-the-top sympathy, "You see, the male sexual reproductive organ is called a penis, though there are many other names, like prick, truncheon, rod, tallywag---"
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