*Cringes*
I gave smut a try. It opens with an orgy of King Midas‘ royal harem including the observing gold-touched woman of the fable. Kind of an interesting story about royalty and war and kingdoms.
Then
BAM. FAE. MONSTERS. PIRATES. GARBAGE. What the HECK happened in the second half of the book. Nuh uh. Not good. Not good writing, not good flow. Did not like but finished just to see how out to lunch it would get. Not worth the time.