Not exactly a naughty boudoir photo on this most romantic of holidays...but my husband took this sexy picture of my legs today when we were getting my Poshmark closet set-up. 😅
These have been hiding in my basement in a shoebox labeled “elven forest booties” for far too long. 🌿🍂
Before coming up with captions for the listings, I never realized how many items I buy because they distantly remind me of an abstract (often fantastical) concept. 🙈
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Do you sleep on a bed of moss? Drink dewdrops from flowers? Have you ever turned into a tree to avoid talking to someone you really didn‘t want to see?
No? Well, me neither. But these little, elven booties will get you one step closer to achieving all of your wildest, dryadic dreams.
Size 8. Forest-hued. Barely worn. Spiky heel to ward off Apollo‘s unwelcome advances. 4y