So as mentioned earlier, I went to Thorpe Park today and was hoping I would have a lovely day but sadly that wasn't the case. It came to my attention on the second ride of the day that I am now too fat for rollercoaster rides and this plagued me for the rest of the day.
I was absolutely horrified when I was told the security measure wouldn't click in after the guy had practically killed my stomach pushing as hard as he could. (Cont in comments).