George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America | Cory O'Brien
From Apache creation myths and Christopher Columbus's STD-ridden arrival on the shores of America, to Elvis, the Mole People, and Roswell, a humorous look at the seminal events and legends in US history. In George Washington Is Cash Money, readers will learn the absolutely true stories of: The UFO at Roswell was a weather balloon--patched up with floral-print scotch tape. The Salem Witch trials happened because a couple of teens wanted attention. Joseph Smith invented Mormonism by staring into a hat full of rocks. Elvis Presley watched up to three TVs at once, and changed channels by shooting them with guns.
George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America | 
