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Quick-talking burglar Junior Bender gets blackmailed into starting a new career as a private investigator for crooks in this hilariousl Hollywood mystery Junior Bender, a burglar with a magic touch, is being blackmailed into taking on a new freelance job. One of LA�s biggest crime bosses is producing a porn movie that someone keeps sabotaging; Junior�s job is to figure out who�s responsible and keep the movie on track. The trouble is, he�s not sure he can go through with the job, blackmail or no blackmail. The actress lined up to star in the film, Thistle Downing, is an ex-child star who now lives alone in a drug-induced stupor, destitute and uninsurable. This movie would be scandalous fodder for tabloids around the country. Junior knows what he should do�get Thistle out and find her some help�but doing the right thing will land him on the wrong side of some scary people. From the Hardcover edition. (less)

Quick-talking burglar Junior Bender gets blackmailed into starting a new career as a private investigator for crooks in this hilariousl Hollywood mystery Junior Bender, a burglar with a magic touch, is being blackmailed into taking (…more)