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Q: What do a set of LEGO toys, a topless invisible woman, a mountain of cocaine, a glitter-dusted stripper, and a crackhead with a mohawk have in common? A: Absolutely nothing. Except that they're all key elements in some of the stories featured in this dark and funny collection. Here lie ten tales of suspense and comedic irony, such as: A woman determined to make it through the grocery store in fifteen minutes, except the cashier tears her bag, and then all hell breaks loose. A couple who returns from vacation to find their neighbors have installed a damn cell tower in their front yard. Will a war ensue? You bet it will. A man's beard becomes the main source of tension in his marriage, but the family dog has a solution. It's a mix of humor, suspense, 90s sitcom references, and more!