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�A fifteen-year-old creates an alter ego to woo his dream girl. Compulsively readable.� �The New York Times This quirky, flirty, and smart story will appeal to fans of Frank Portman�s King Dork, John Green�s An Abundance of Katherines, and Rainbow Rowell�s Eleanor and Park. It�s not exactly a love story . . . but it�s pretty close. It�s 1977. Fifteen-year-old Vinnie is recovering from the worst case of acne his dermatologist�s ever seen. His girl moved to California without saying good-bye. And the ink on his parents� divorce papers is barely dry when his mom announces they�re moving from Queens to Long Island. The silver lining? Moving next door to Patsy, everyone�s dream girl. Not that she�d ever notice him. But when Vinnie calls Patsy one night, it leads to a chain of anonymous midnight conversations, and the two develop a surprisingly strong connection despite the lies it�s built on. But as Vinnie gets to know Patsy in real life, it�s clear that both identities can�t survive. . . . From the Hardcover edition.