I have so many thoughts about this book. So many snarky, snarky thoughts. It could be so good. But instead, it was humorous (unintentionally, and in the same way the Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter movie strikes me as hilarious) The characters are diverse (two Polynesians, a Haitian, a Japanese girl, an Egyptian, a Hopi trickster, and two blondes) but the writing it stilted and somewhat awkward. Ending is open and mostly unresolved.