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A goblin and an FBI agent walk into a bar... The only reason I'm not in federal prison for domestic terrorism is because the FBI can't arrest someone for being a goblin. Yet. It turns out, I'm not just any goblin. My estranged father was the king of goblins. The rest of the magical world is, shall we say, not thrilled. Because I know nothing about magic, and a supernatural creature is threatening the entire world order and the highest echelons of government. It's not me, but no other supernatural or law enforcement believes that. I have only days to escape from jail, clear my name, and figure out how to bring him down before he destroys the world as we know it. Oh, and flamb�s an insignificant goblin and the one person who's earned my trust. (less)

A goblin and an FBI agent walk into a bar... The only reason I'm not in federal prison for domestic terrorism is because the FBI can't arrest someone for being a goblin. Yet. It turns out, I'm not just any goblin. My estranged father (…more)