![Les Miserables [With Ribbon Marker]](https://litsy-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/covers/9780375403170.jpg)
Vegetable, Or, from President to Postman | 
Play's okay, but has the best damn stage directions ever:
"That couch would be dangerous to sit upon without a map showing the location of all craters, hillocks, and thistle-patches. And three dead but shamefully unburied clocks stare eyelessly before them from their perches around the walls."
See?
Chelsey Ok, I must read this 9y