Remove yon stick from thine posterior, forget about the evil deeds that the Dark Lady of the Sith Kathleen Kennedy hath wrought upon this noble franchise, and revel in the joys of William Shakespeare‘s Star Wars! Worry not about yon butthurt of those Shakespeare and Star Wars purists who spew hatred at these fine works. Just put on thine ruffled collar and enjoy a flagon of ale and read these books forthwith!